Bernie Gurr

[I'm a loser baby...]

I've got a feeling Bernie's gonna make his move tomorrow. I just know I'm not going to get a wink of sleep tonight.

 

[El Diablo]

so the last day of week one

anything?

 

[phantom eel]

I reckon he'll spend today in officeworks buying a new ergonomic desk chair....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Fair enough. We wouldn't want him to have to sit out an important rave with a back complaint. We're not animals.

 

[ash411]

You merkins laugh, but he's actually signed Will Smith the rapper/actor to be our ground announcer.

He'll start off each game with "Welcome to erf!"

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

STOP TOYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS YOU MERKIN!!!

 

[Gronk]

Here we go Bernie, nice and easy. Oh f**k, he's fallen over again ....

 

[ash411]

Someone snapped a pic of Bernie at his office, so we can all see him hard at work..

 

[El Diablo]

Benie's mentor http://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...ayor-ford-admits-buying-drugs-while-in-office

 

[strider]

As long as his mentor is not Greenberg i see no problem

 

[El Diablo]

Bernie has sent us all an email

he lives

 

[Poupou Escobar]

YEAH THE BERN!

 

[hineyrulz]

It took him a week to come up with that????? Sack the lazy merkin!!!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm suspicious of all this "financially sustainable" shit they keep going on with. Just buy us a premiership, merkin. We were looking a chance early this year. As long as you wait until after grand final day to go broke and get caught rorting we don't give a f**k.

 

[strider]

Gotta love the Bern!

 

[hineyrulz]

#feeltheburn

 

[El Diablo]

@Jake the snake will be stoked he signs off like Sharpy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Haha, you got me Bernie!! I was convinced you were going to keep us in suspense over the weekend. And then right at the last moment you made your move... Classic!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm suspicious of all this "financially sustainable" shit they keep going on with. Just buy us a premiership, merkin. We were looking a chance early this year. As long as you wait until after grand final day to go broke and get caught rorting we don't give a f**k.

f**ken oath. They're just toeing the line and justifying their own dodgy appointments. We'll be better off when Max picks a new board and pisses off. Or is he gonna stick around as he suggested?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Haha, you got me Bernie!! I was convinced you were going to keep us in suspense over the weekend. And then right at the last moment you made your move... Classic!!

Classic Bernie. Such a mad merkin