Ashes Predictions 2017/18

[King hit]

Thats the way I would go as well, but as long as Wade isn’t there I don’t care who gets the keeping job.

If you had your way who would you pick? Personally I would go with Neville

 

[Twizzle]

So 9.00 AM tomorrow

Anyone else expecting a cluster f**k ?

 

[hineyrulz]

If you had your way who would you pick? Personally I would go with Neville

Nevill is the best keeper in the country and should be there.

But as i said I can anyone but Wade.

 

[herbert henry1908]

So 9.00 AM tomorrow

Anyone else expecting a cluster f**k ?

Lololololololololol

You picked it.

Apparently Tim Paine is going to keep! He hasn’t scored a first class ton in over ten years.

Shaun Marsh @ 6

Bancroft to open instead of Renshaw

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sp...an-lineup-for-first-test-20171116-gzmzl1.html

 

[herbert henry1908]

LOL

 

[umina panther]

Lol Paine is a bum

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Ashes Result: Australia 3-2

Most runs and how much: Usman Khawaja - 497

Most wickets and how much: Mitchell Starc - 32

Cummins wickets: 19

Anderson wickets: 17

How many tests will Mathew Wade play this series?: 1

How many tests will Gary Ballance play this series?: 3

How many tests will Mitch Marsh play this series?: 1

How many run outs in the entire series?: 2

Number of centuries for the entire series (both sides): 7

Who will announce retirement during the ashes?: Shaun Marsh (due to injury)

Moen Ali wickets: 10

Talking point of the series: Mason Crane is the next Shane Warne

Number of times Warne will talk about himself?: Every time Mason Crane bowls

 

[Cherry_poppins]

How many times will Ian Chappell mention John Snow? (The bowler, not the King of the North).

I say 6.

It's the king IN the north

Numpty

 

[JJ]

Ashes Result: Australia 3-0

Most runs and how much: Steve Smith- circa 400

Most wickets and how much: Mitchell Starc - 30

Cummins wickets: 14

Anderson wickets: 18

How many tests will Mathew Wade play this series?: 0

How many tests will Gary Ballance play this series?: 5

How many tests will Mitch Marsh play this series?: 0

How many run outs in the entire series?: 4

Number of centuries for the entire series (both sides): 11

Who will announce retirement during the ashes?: Shaun Marsh - after being dropped again

Moen Ali wickets: 11

Talking point of the series: Ben Stokes

Number of times Warne will talk about himself?: typical big number problem, just cannot assign a meaningful value here

 

[Timbo]

Seen on an English country cricket forum I post on:

Rob Key has described Hazelwood as 'a poor man's Jimmy Anderson'

http://www.wcccfansforum.com/t3739p25-england-in-australia#94059

That's the funniest thing I've read since 'Rob Key picked in the English test side'

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I'm confused by this other John Snow. Who is he?

 

[Bazal]

I'm confused by this other John Snow. Who is he?

Some bloke on a rubbish show on telly I think.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Some bloke on a rubbish show on telly I think.

I quite literally had to look it up.

LOL. Game of Thrones...well there you go. Now I know.

Carry on.

 

[Bazal]

I quite literally had to look it up.

LOL. Game of Thrones...well there you go. Now I know.

Carry on.

Housemate watches it. That metrosexual fella has a ways to go before he's anywhere near as well known as the real John Snow. Thanks to Chapelli they even know who he is in yurt communities of the Kazakh steppes.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I get ridiculed all the time for not watching GOT. I just don't have time.

Chappell though...meandering through the windmills of his mind. LOL.

 

[typicalfan]

Ashes Result: Australia 3-1

Most runs and how much: Steve Smith - 523

Most wickets and how much: Mitchell Starc - 31

Cummins wickets: 26

Anderson wickets: 22

How many tests will Mathew Wade play this series?: 3

How many tests will Gary Ballance play this series?: 5

How many tests will Mitch Marsh play this series?: 0

How many run outs in the entire series?: 6

Number of centuries for the entire series (both sides): 9

Who will announce retirement during the ashes?: Bill Lawry

Moen Ali wickets: 15

Talking point of the series: Wicketkeeping

Number of times Warne will talk about himself?: 103849393903

 

[hineyrulz]

Seen on an English country cricket forum I post on:



http://www.wcccfansforum.com/t3739p25-england-in-australia#94059

That's the funniest thing I've read since 'Rob Key picked in the English test side'

Rob who???

Fat little nobody.

 

[Bazal]

Rob who???

Fat little nobody.

Oi, you take that back!

Rob Key is a hero to lower grade park cricketers everywhere mate. He's living proof that you can still play Test cricket even if you have no natural talent for the game, you're 37kg overweight and approximately as athletic as the average koala, and your basic diet consists of beer, halal snack packs and meat pies.

 

[hineyrulz]

Oi, you take that back!

Rob Key is a hero to lower grade park cricketers everywhere mate. He's living proof that you can still play Test cricket even if you have no natural talent for the game, you're 37kg overweight and approximately as athletic as the average koala, and your basic diet consists of beer, halal snack packs and meat pies.

So are saying we are all still a chance??

God bless you Bobby Key.

 

[King hit]

Rob who???

Fat little nobody.

Can join the Sajid Mahmood, Alex Tudor, Jimmy Ormond and Boyd Rankin club of pommie ashes plodders