Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

I feel pretty stupid now having got the Kyrgios haircut today.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I feel pretty stupid now having got the Kyrgios haircut today.

I could probably live with that but the dark dark spray tan? WTF was I thinking!?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I feel pretty stupid now having got the Kyrgios haircut today.

You think you feel bad, I went and got his brother's haircut.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You think you feel bad, I went and got his brother's haircut.

On the plus side, if you can do the eyes then people won't be messing with you.

 

[Bazal]

You think you feel bad, I went and got his brother's haircut.

What, eyebrows and all?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Now I don't feel stupid at all. I feel like a champion. You're the stupids.

 

[Bazal]

Now I don't feel stupid at all. I feel like a champion. You're the stupids.

He's the people's champion mate.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Anyone have a clever idea about how I can slightly injure the merkin who keeps vandalizing my car (which I'm sure is the bitch next door)? I don't want to do a google search in case it becomes a police matter.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He's the people's champion mate.

I've never loved a person more.

 

[Bazal]

Anyone have a clever idea about how I can slightly injure the merkin who keeps vandalizing my car (which I'm sure is the bitch next door)? I don't want to do a google search in case it becomes a police matter.

Rig your car to explode on contact, and send yourself a death threat or three on the mail

Or just throw on a balaclava and bash her over the melon with one of Gary's drivers

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Anyone have a clever idea about how I can slightly injure the merkin who keeps vandalizing my car (which I'm sure is the bitch next door)? I don't want to do a google search in case it becomes a police matter.

Lol wow I’d like to hear more about this.

Put a heap of marbles under her door mat.

 

[Bazal]

I've never loved a person more.

I can't really relate tbh. Through a strange and complicated set of circumstances the only person I've ever loved was Mogsheen Jadwat

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Hey Gary, have you got any old drivers you'd like to sell? No need to wipe them down, as is would be fine.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Lol wow I’d like to hear more about this.

Put a heap of marbles under her door mat.

She's a married mother of two, so I was thinking the trap should be next to the car. She doesn't like the fact I park in front of her house but actually it's on my property. It's a weird battleaxe layout. They keep stealing my side mirrors.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hey Gary, have you got any old drivers you'd like to sell? No need to wipe them down, as is would be fine.

Mate, my house is worse than Drummond Golf. I'm sure I could donate one to the cause.

Don't discount a wedge either. Much more likely to dig into flesh.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I can't really relate tbh. Through a strange and complicated set of circumstances the only person I've ever loved was Mogsheen Jadwat

Sounds like there's a book in it.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

She's a married mother of two, so I was thinking the trap should be next to the car. She doesn't like the fact I park in front of her house but actually it's on my property. It's a weird battleaxe layout. They keep stealing my side mirrors.

Put something sharp under the handle of her car.

 

[Bazal]

Sounds like there's a book in it.

Well...maybe a novella.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Put something sharp under the handle of her car.

Well I haven't got proof yet so I want it to be something that would happen in the attempt to vandalize my car. Just in case. One of those exploding dye cartridges would be perfect. Hello blue neighbour.

 

[Bazal]

It's a good thing I got Dimitrovs face tattooed on my inner thigh this morning