What Phrases and Words Make You See Red?

[Life's Good]

Things that have the word Platinum attached to it. For example:
Platinum member
Platinum experience
Platinum upgrade

To me, it’s just another way of saying you’re getting f*cked by paying extra for an unbranded bottle of water, lanyard, souvenir certificate or some other inconsequential bit of paraphernalia that really isn’t much different to the standard offer.

 

[Cherry_poppins]

Things that have the word Platinum attached to it. For example:
Platinum member
Platinum experience
Platinum upgrade

To me, it’s just another way of saying you’re getting f*cked by paying extra for an unbranded bottle of water, lanyard, souvenir certificate or some other inconsequential bit of paraphernalia that really isn’t much different to the standard offer.

Platinum reminds me of cut price classics on ps1

 

[Headless Chook]

Club land. Heard only during the Origin period then promptly put to bed for 12 months and rolled out again and again and again.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Jesus wept....

Who is this merkin who can't stop crying?

 

[Whino]

Get sick of the word abhorrent over used lately.

 

[Cherry_poppins]

My mother

More her horrible way of talking

Tells me the storage space of a device constantly, no I don't think 64gb is fast

Your computer is still shit no matter how many gigabytes it has oh my God

She also uses the word 'supersonic' too f**king much where it doesn't relate to a speed

Supersonic dry lanes in bowling
Supersonic bad person
Star trek into darkness is a supersonic good movie

Pronounces Subaru as super roo


What the f**k woman

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Words that are pronounced incorrectly.

FILL-UM instead of FILM - one syllable people!

LUG-JURY instead of LUX-URY

PROD-JECT instead of PRO-JECT

 

[Life's Good]

‘There needs to be a national discussion about this issue’.

Seriously, WTF. Does it mean everyone needs to join a debate about a meaningless problem affecting 1000 people?

 

[Jimmy Clark]

Brad Fitlers “Chris Highnington”

 

[Cherry_poppins]

Toxic masculinity

More like toxic feminists

 

[SBD82]

Oh f**k....I'm being haunted.

Just having a music night to myself playing songs I haven't for a while and played Edie Brickell's "What I am".

She sung "Do you know what I mean?" at least five times in the first half of the song.

Time to top myself unless Caro Emerald can save me.

Caro emerald can save me anytime.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Edgelord....

WTF is an edgelord?

 

[Generalzod]

FAKE NEWS

 

[Whino]

Wind chill factor.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

FAKE NEWS

Ahhhh.....bullshit!

 

[Generalzod]

Ahhhh.....bullshit!

"Whatever"

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Ahhhh.....bullshit!

My reaction to hearing fake news

 

[Generalzod]

Walk the talk
Integrity and Trust
Passion and Drive

 

[Generalzod]

Here are some more: Innovation
Strategic Thinking

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Just on the morning news....

"An 18 year old young woman...."

A new breed of tautology?