Rayroxon relieves himself Jerry Collins style while waving to mum down Camera Three. Classy stuff...
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The Challenge
Im Connor Post, welcome to the 2007 NRL Challenge! Here we are at the halogen drenched Telstra Stadium for what promises to be a great event. A bounty of beauties, brains and balls beckons as we wait to meet the field. The competition has never been hotter so lets get to it.
Chip Kick here and Im excited! Well be your eyes and ears on the ground at what promises to be one of the best NRL Challenges ever!
"Heres our first contestant, Miss Redfern wearing a rabbit skin coat and a Cinderella Man sash."
"Indeed it is Connor. After being controversially booted out of the competition a couple of years ago she looks to be in impressive form and is a hot tip to continue to the Hot 8 Swimsuit Competition. Shes in fine form off field too after announcing her partnership with two prominent businessmen, but we needn't name names."
"No we shouldn't Chip, besides a little three-way action never hurt anyone."
"I couldn't agree more, stash away those cheerleaders and bang a drum, this one's a contender!"
Next is Miss Sutherland wearing a lovely choker.
Right you are Chip. Ouch! A nasty stumble in the ladder leg of the competition will stop her from progressing any further.
Hmm
reminiscent of last year wouldnt you agree Connor?
Of course. Someone who isnt reminiscent of last year though is Miss Townsville. After her breakout competition in 2005 she disappointed in 2006 with a muted campaign but looks the goods.
I agree but shell need to shut the gates as I hear she lets a few too many through if you know what I mean.
That I do Chip. Next out is Miss Ashfield.
I think you mean Leichardt
or Campbelltown.
Who knows these days? She seems to be all over the place, much too inconsistent to be considered this year I think.
For sure. Nothing Manly about our next contestant, its Miss Manly!
Isnt that a funny title?
Indeed it is. Shes done extremely well despite the upgrade work that is being proposed at home for her.
Someone who doesnt need any upgrade work at all is Miss Melbourne.
She certainly is causing a Storm, Connor. After being pipped at the post by Miss Brisbane last year shes back with a vengeance. The hot bet to take out the Competition she was particularly impressive during the mud wrestling round, displaying a great grapple.
Word just in on Miss Brisbane. She wont be taking the runway right now. Reports state shes on one leg.
What sad news. I certainly hope shes still in the Hunt after that setback.
Agreed. Here are three that never were in the hunt, Miss Kogarah, Newcastle and Penrith.
They seem to be squabbling amongst each other over what seems to be a spoon.
I think youre right Chip. What strange behaviour. Youd think theyd be happy to win something even if it is a piece of cutlery.
Not in this competition so it would seem Connor.
Next up, Miss Parramatta. She seems clear of the squabbling.
She is looking good at the right stage of the competition. She has one of the best looking backs in this competition.
A bit of a Grothe spurt you could say.
You joker Chip. Following close behind is Miss Canterbury-Bankstown. Normally a sunny character she seems to be in a hurry to get down the runway.
You could say shes speeding down and it looks like shes heading straight for the bathroom.
Well well, when the bathrooms a rocking you dont come a knocking.
Haha, right you are Connor. Here, seemingly four foot taller and bulletproof is Miss New Zealand.
Our Trans-Tasman entrant paid a Price last competition but looks all the better for it.
Indeed. Following her is the new kid. Our latest entrant has soared with the Seagulls and has had a Giant campaign. After Charging to the top of the field shes still in with a chance of progression, its Miss Gold Coast.
Shes followed by Miss Canberra. Wow, she's seemingly crashed off the runway and is fleeing from the scene on foot. Erratic behaviour from this inconsistent entrant.
Agreed Chip. Finally its Miss Bondi. She looks happy just being here considering the ordeal shes been through and shes still a slim chance of progressing! Her hobbies include rising from the dead and drawing.
Well thats the field Chip. Im exhausted! Hold on! Theyre making an announcement
I can hardly wait! Oh my!
The winner is