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  1. Andy

    Joey's A Smoker

    I just came across this photo of Andrew Johns on the cricinfo website. It was taken yesterday or today I think becasue they were interviewing him at NSW's net training session. You can see the brown/yellow discolouration of his front teeth - synonamous with smoking because, for those...
  2. Andy

    NFT - Poetry Thread

    Here's a thread where you can post poems, songs, things that you've written that you think other's might appreciate or like to read. I for one love reading/writing poetry and songs so I'll post some of my own and you can critique them if you want. I'll start off with a bit of a tear jerker...
  3. Andy

    NFT - Fishing

    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing; I had...
  4. Andy

    I Love This Photo...

    SUms up how well Newton played too. What a champion he's becoming for us...
  5. Andy

    Last Night I Had A Dream...

    That's right, I had a dream that I played for the Knights. It's bizarre because I've never had a dream like this. It's especially weird becuase the Knights are struggling this year, and it's probably not the best time in which to even wish to be playing for them. But anyway, we were playing...
  6. Andy

    Last Night's Footy Show

    Did anyone watch it? I only tuned in to see what this Rebecca Wison chick was going to say. She was crap too. She offered nothing! They could have had any big-nosed journalist in Australia, who knows a bit about footy, sit on the panel and contibute more than her. She kept talking over the...
  7. Andy

    NFT - Women vs Men: Showering

    How To Shower Like A Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your...
  8. Andy

    Fancy Dress Parrrrty

    I'm going to a fancy dress party tonight. One of the guys from soccer is turning 30 and the theme is something beginning with the letter 'P'. What should I go as?
  9. Andy

    Who should get the Australian number 7 jersey?

    With Andrew Johns still making his comeback and far from his best form, I reckon Matt Orford is due. His form is definately good enough and he's a fairly experienced player these days. I'd like to see him get the nod.
  10. Andy

    Question!

    What is the collective noun for a group of impalas?
  11. Andy

    Dragons name 2 captains

    In an attempt to get their 2005 season back on the rails, St. George Illawarra coach Nathan Brown has named not one, but two captains in his first grade team to play the Canberra Raiders this weekend. Trent Barrett, the team's star 5/8th will return from injury this weekend as captain, along...
  12. Andy

    New Sponsorship Offer To The Newcastle Knights

    A sponsorhsip deal said to be worth $1500 over a three year period was put forward to the Newcastle Knights from long-time supporter "Andy" this morning. The sponsorship dollars would typically come in the form of match tickets, merchandise and food and drinks purchased by Andy on match days...
  13. Andy

    NFT - Quiz For Professionals

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a...
  14. Andy

    An Apology To The Offended Moderator.

    To the Unknown moderator who saw it fit to delete my post... I sincerely apologise for calling you a fool, for deleting my post. Willow informed me that for some reason you felt it was offensive. That's fine, I don't want to split hairs on the subject. However, the reason I got so...
  15. Andy

    Why Does My Thread Keep Being Deleted?

    I've written a post TWICE about how I'm experiencing some awkward pife functions at the moment, and it's been deleted twice for some unknown reason. It had no profanity or vulgarity whatsoever. Can the fool that calls themself a moderator, who saw it fit to delete my thread, twice, please tell...
  16. Andy

    Meeting the Knights at the Great Northern

    I went down to the Great Northern Hotel for a quick beer and a bit of karaoke last night and to my surprise a bunch of the Knights boys were in there giving the karaoke a nudge. Terrible singers :lol: Robbie was there and I spoke to him for a while as I've known him for some time now. I...
  17. Andy

    NF - A few Words A Guy Loves To Hear

    I took a gorgeous young lady out on a date last night. Had a great time. Dinner followed by a movie. The kind of girl you'd see when you're walking down the street and you think to yourself "Damn she's fine! I bet she's already got a boyfriend". Luckily for me, this one didn't. She's cool...
  18. Andy

    NFT - Beach Volleyball & Drama of a Different Kind

    Yes that's right, I went down to Newy beach to play volleyball again yesterday arvo. As before, things were great. The volleyball was all fun and games until... I got hurt :lol: I ran towarsd the net from the back of the area to hit a short ball, when my big toe collected a hard...
  19. Andy

    NFT - Beach Volleyball & Public Nudity

    I went down to Newy beach with a few mates yesterday arvo to play some beach volleyball. It'd been a while since I last played, and I'd forgotten how much fun it is! But anyway, we were playing away for probably half an hour when we noticed a couple, maybe in their 30's were getting pretty...
  20. Andy

    NFT - You Know You Need A Bigger Pond When...

    Your cat fish gets this big!

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