10 Reasons why Frenzy thinks Felix’s a Shit Footballer

[MilkShark]

Enough said

It’s like 2 different world these forums and their forums. I shake my head in there that much that my head nearly comes clean off.

 

[MilkShark]

I’ll tell ya who hits hard & that’s Ramien.

French was odds on to score in the corner & in hindsight after the way we tired at the end, we may have lost if he had.

He came across & smashed him into touch. The commentators were wanking on about the acrobatic try...until they realised it wasn’t. Never said anything about what stopped him from scoring.

Yeah super effort. It’s what Holmes should have done to stop eels first try.

 

[myrrh ken]

To clarify

Shit fullback. Passable winger. Fully fledged moggy

1. He can’t pass
2. He can’t kick in general play
3. He doesn’t back up in the middle
4. He doesn’t put his body on the line
5. He has no vision, especially in defence
6. He is terrible under bombs
7. His positional play defensively is poor
8. He has no creativity
9. He is uni dimensional
10. He does not run any fullback lines
11. He dislikes contact in defence. Will not face up.
12. He needs others to create everything for him
13. He has no aggression in him
14. He takes easy options
15. He has no confidence

A few good points. You did repeat 5 and 7, 4 and 11 and 8 and 12 tho. So only 7.

 

[Frenzy.]

I’ll tell ya who hits hard & that’s Ramien.

French was odds on to score in the corner & in hindsight after the way we tired at the end, we may have lost if he had.

He came across & smashed him into touch. The commentators were wanking on about the acrobatic try...until they realised it wasn’t. Never said anything about what stopped him from scoring.

Good call Cardy. That was immense and TBH I forgot about it.

 

[Frenzy.]

A few good points. You did repeat 5 and 7, 4 and 11 and 8 and 12 tho. So only 7.

No I didnt ken

His vision (5) is about the team and seeing what is coming and communicating it. His positional play (7) is about him being in the right place to make his own defensive plays. Related but subtly different.

(4) is about not diving on loose balls, contesting bombs, getting under players to attempt to stop tries. (11) is about his unwillingness to face up, hit hard and stick and attempt 1 on 1s. He likes to follow the play and get there late rather than be in the play.

(8) refers to him not making anything for anyone else. (12) refers to him waiting for someone else to make something for him. He did a good anti (8) yesterday though.

Now, as far as your maths goes. If you see 5 and 7, 4 and 11 and 8 and 12 as the same, they become one entity each. 3 in total. 15 - 3 = 12. Not 7

Good effort though

 

[snout]

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[snout]

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At least he wuns weally, weally fast.

Thats actually not true.

Deceptive fact - but all his tries are run and put down with noone in front or get it down as being bundled out or run behind the defence to collect a grubber.

Run down on intercepts is common.

Last nights disallowed effort was first in broken play.......ever in first grade?

 

[Card Shark]

Holmes should try & evade defenders when taking it back instead of running full pelt at them.

He’s more likely to break a tackle that way.

 

[Surely]

Thats actually not true.

Deceptive fact - but all his tries are run and put down with noone in front or get it down as being bundled out or run behind the defence to collect a grubber.

Run down on intercepts is common.

Last nights disallowed effort was first in broken play.......ever in first grade?

You have a f**ked memory don’t you

 

[MilkShark]

Last nights disallowed effort was first in broken play.......ever in first grade?

Which was only a break because he used his own player as an obstruction.

 

[snout]

You have a f**ked memory don’t you

Im talking first grade.

Yes..there is one. From the wing. Got on the outside of a guy. Newcastle?
Farked memory though.

 

[Surely]

Im talking first grade.

Yes..there is one. From the wing. Got on the outside of a guy. Newcastle?
Farked memory though.

Go back and refresh your f**ked memory

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Val Holmes is the most dynamic backline player we have.

He’s had a few shyte games this year but he is all Class and Class always rises to the top.

 

[sandshark]

The Holmes of 2016 left with Barba.

The Holmes of 2018 is plodding behind Edrick Lee and The Fekster.

I would hate to see him leave though, would probably carve up with another more organized club.

 

[Frenzy.]

Val Holmes is the most dynamic backline player we have.

He’s had a few shyte games this year but he is all Class and Class always rises to the top.

9

 

[Frenzy.]

Go back and refresh your f**ked memory

I would delete that.

More like a Barbs/Chad highlight reel. How many times was Felix run down that year?

That mostly highlights all the good work done to give him saloon passages.

Mmmmoooooooooooooooo

 

[++ Gregos v.4]

Lol

 

[Big Bloke]

BUMP!!

Just wanted to congratulate our only Origin player with his selection for the Maroons.

Yes, it's Felix. The man that Frenzy has given 10 reasons (well close enough) why he is a shit footballer.

Now I'd like to see Frenzy give me just two reasons why the Maroons would pick him if he is that shit.

 

[MilkShark]

BUMP!!

Just wanted to congratulate our only Origin player with his selection for the Maroons.

Yes, it's Felix. The man that Frenzy has given 10 reasons (well close enough) why he is a shit footballer.

Now I'd like to see Frenzy give me just two reasons why the Maroons would pick him if he is that shit.

Picked on the wing, whats your point?

 

[++ Gregos v.4]

Picked on the wing, whats your point?

Lol. God, are you embarrassed by this post?