1st Ashes Test: Australia v England at Gabba Brisbane, Nov 23-27 2017

[Timbo]

Serious question - if Ellyse Perry could illustrate she can handle 140kph+ bowling, is there a compelling reason not to play her at 6? I've looked at the rules and I can't see anything about gender.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I like how we've given any advantage we had over England back with the selection of marsh and Paine.

The teams look a lot closer now although our attack in our conditions still looks better

 

[Mr Angry]

Serious question - if Ellyse Perry could illustrate she can handle 140kph+ bowling, is there a compelling reason not to play her at 6? I've looked at the rules and I can't see anything about gender.

I like this idea, it would be awesome.

Better than Shaun farging Marsh

 

[Matt23]

Are these the same selectors that picked the NSW Origin team years ago and put Capt. Kurt Gidley on the interchange bench? fmd

Marsh deadset has a photo of Hohns f**king some farm animals, surely.

I reckon it’s Langer that’s got the photo, not Darsh

 

[King hit]

He is probably picked because of his name

 

[8Ball]

We need the rotation policy for selectors

 

[Captain Apollo]

We need the rotation policy for selectors

No, just a wall to put them up against whilst the firing squad does their stuff

 

[lockyno1]

I'm so happy for Timmy!

He's been through so much.

I'm on him most runs in the first test.

Yes Hiney I know it's as much chance as Bowman not screwing my horse that I backed up but still

 

[Eelectrica]

No, just a wall to put them up against whilst the firing squad does their stuff

I'm thinking we strap them to a chair and get them to actually watch the games Clockwork Orange style.

 

[8Ball]

I'm so happy for Timmy!

He's been through so much.

I'm on him most runs in the first test.

Yes Hiney I know it's as much chance as Bowman not screwing my horse that I backed up but still

Imagine if Watson was recalled

6. Watson
7. Paine

 

[Incorrect]

I like how we've given any advantage we had over England back with the selection of marsh and Paine.

The teams look a lot closer now although our attack in our conditions still looks better

I reckon Starc and Haze would have looked at each other when they heard the team announcement and said, "f**king hell, looks like it's up to us again...Hope this merkin behind the stumps catches better than the last one!"

 

[hineyrulz]

this is his 8th

I always thought he was a cat, 1 life to go.

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh, and Marsh can go choke on a plethora of dks.

Thats how he keeps getting selected.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Serious question - if Ellyse Perry could illustrate she can handle 140kph+ bowling, is there a compelling reason not to play her at 6? I've looked at the rules and I can't see anything about gender.

Ive been saying it for yonks.

 

[Cherry_poppins]

Serious question - if Ellyse Perry could illustrate she can handle 140kph+ bowling, is there a compelling reason not to play her at 6? I've looked at the rules and I can't see anything about gender.

I'm not worried about her playing 140kmh plus, I'm worried about her taking a hit from that speed

 

[jargan83]

Just saw Trevor Hohns press conference on the news. He doesn’t even look like he believes the shit he’s saying.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Looking at the Aussie squad what a chance for The Mighty Mighty England to beat the convicts on home soil!

 

[Mr Angry]

None, even when we pick Shaun f**king - have evidence of hamster abuse - Marsh.

Starc, Hazelwood, Cummins, Lyon.

You blokes are farged.

 

[Mr Angry]

This is what happens when we do not pick Victorians.

Except Warne and Miller.

Warne great Cricketer, shyte judge of one.

Miller, just great.

Two in a hundred years. Bill was ok.

Victorians should be expelled to Antarctica. .

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Vics are pricks.

Except Warnie. He's plastic fantastique.