2011 FINALS - Preliminary Final: Panthers -V- Ninjas

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  1. Jesbass

    Jesbass First Grade

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    2011 Finals Series: Preliminary Final

    Penrith Panthers -V- Chuck Norris Texas Death Ninjas

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    Game Thread:

    * This is a game thread only. Only game posts can be made here - team lists, substitutions, and articles.
    * Any other posts may result in loss of points and is at the discretion of the referee.
    * Only original articles, not used in previous games, will be marked by referees.

    Naming Teams:
    * 5 -V- 5 (+ 3 reserves for both teams)
    * No 'TBA' or changing players named
    * Captains must stick with original teams named

    Rules: http://f7s.leagueunlimited.com/rules.php
    Official Word Counter: http://f7s.leagueunlimited.com/wordcount.php

    Kick Off: Sunday 18th September 2011 (2100AEST)
    Full Time: Wednesday 28th September 2011 (2100AEST)
    Referee: Jesbass
    Venue: The Front Row Stadium
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    Previous Matchups This Season:
    Ninjas 438 v Panthers 431 (Round 5)
    Ninjas 263 v Panthers 261 (Willow Cup Round 1)
    Panthers 422 v Ninjas 418 (Round 10)

    Winner progresses to the Grand Final.
    Loser is eliminated.
     
  2. edabomb

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    The Ninjas wander off the team bus - embracing their underdog status. Good luck all.

    Starting
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    gUt
    jamesgould
    joshie

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  3. Big Mick

    Big Mick Referee

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    The Panthers team to take on the Ninja's:

    1. Big Mick
    2. Madunit
    3. Leaguenut
    4. Azkatro
    5. Broncoman

    RES:
    6. Didgi
    7. Goleel
     
  4. broncoman

    broncoman Juniors

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    #5 Panthers

    Lockyer Got the Grand Farewell

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    After weeks of articles, stories on the news, internet talk and chatter amongst friends most people agreed that Darren Lockyer was denied his fitting farewell of a premiership. As a Broncos supporter that would have been amazing, but not for Darren but for the whole club and as a supporter I want my team to win every year. The man played 355 first grade games, won four premierships and pretty much dominated the game for over a decade, he didn't need the "fairytale". In fact in many ways the style in which he departed our game ensures his legend will live on, perhaps longer than it may have had he got the victory lap of ANZ stadium this Sunday.

    Lockyer was tough, I'm not even talking about him contemplating playing a semi final less than a week after having his face crushed, I mean everything he did in his career. For 16 years he was smashed, from numerous broken ribs to hundred of stitches in his face he kept coming back. The face of a bleeding, bandaged Lockyer is one of a true hero, someone who you can openly admit to having admiration for no matter who you support. This is why I say he did get the farewell of a champion. Never in the modern game has any player gotten the respect that he has, our future brigade of stars will always have their doubters; Thurston is a sook, Marshall is made of glass, Hayne is a show pony and the list goes on. I don't believe any of our recent legends who got their grand final day farewell can say they were as worshipped as Lockyer. From Meninga to Menzies to Webcke, all greats of our game but I do not believe any would have left a legacy as strong as they did had they not tasted grand final success in their last game.

    Although it wasn't grand final day Lockyer did get a farewell of epic proportions. An extra time field goal to send his Broncos to within one game of the first weekend of October whilst nursing a broken cheekbone, will long be remembered as one of the bravest acts on a rugby league field in decades. The scenes as he was engulfed by his team mates and the euphoria of the fans shortly before departing his home ground of Suncorp Stadium as a winner will be what I remember him for. This was a place he won many State of Origin games, club games and test matches, it was his spiritual home and leaving there a winner in his final game was a fitting farewell for a great champion.

    Do I think he would have changed anything if he could have? Probably. Being the competitor he is I'm sure he would have loved to have won the premiership this year, but not because it was his final season but because he's a winner. Having said that though I think he would be proud of what he achieved in 2011, he revitalised a team that many accepted would miss the finals and probably struggle towards the bottom of the table. He has been a major part of reshaping the club culture and I bet he would agree the team winning two premierships in the next five years because of this would be better than tasting success this year and falling in a heap after that.

    I don't believe the Lockyer story is done with yet, many of the great memories I have of him were in do or die moments; his long range field goal against the Titans, his kick to Denan Kemp to beat the Eels, the extra time try for the Kangaroos in the tri-nations final and the list goes on. Most expect him to withdraw from the Australian squad because of the injury, but I see there being one last twist in the tale here, with New Zealand dominating rugby league at the moment it wouldn't surprise me to see Locky come out in the end of season's test and give one last footballing exhibition. He went out of club football a winner, he left the origin arena as a winner and I suspect he will leave the international game with yet another trophy to his name in about six weeks time.

    I don't know what is after that in the Darren Lockyer story but I'm sure he'll be a champion and a winner in that.

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  5. LeagueNut

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    Darren Lockyer wins the Grand Final

    It seemed like the ultimate fairytale, but now there’s no chance of seeing the above headline this year. Every fan of Rugby League, regardless of their roots or devotions, would have enjoyed seeing the ultimate end to an almighty career with the Broncos maestro bowing out with the victory he so richly deserved.

    But all is not lost … thanks to the magic of quantum physics and liberal massaging of the fourth dimension, we can…

    DON’T DO IT!!!


    Whoops, sorry about that - please ignore that mad raving lunatic. Now, as I was saying, let’s delve deep into the realms of alternate realities and parallel universes to give Darren the send-off he deserves.

    First of all, let’s get rid of that pesky knee from Gerard Beale and tune in to Ray Warren’s closing comments for the Broncos semi-final against the Dragons:

    “Here comes the decision … IT’S A TRY! Another try to Darius Boyd, his second in only four minutes, and the Dragons will survive for another week!”

    Bugger, that didn’t work. New plan – let’s get rid of Darius Boyd from the Dragons. What will the newspapers be saying about this match now?

    “Retiring Broncos skipper Darren Lockyer has heaped praise on the North Queensland Cowboys for pulling off a remarkable 30-22 victory over the Gold Coast Titans in last nights sudden death semi-final at Suncorp Stadium. While his team-mates are enduring their earliest pre-season start on record thanks to their 13th place finish, Lockyer is enjoying his retirement and was buoyed by the strength of the two Queensland teams on display.”

    OK, by taking Darius away from the Dragons, it appears both he and Wayne Bennett ended up at the Cowboys instead. This is harder than I thought.

    QUIT WHILE YOU’RE AHEAD!!


    Piss off you weirdo. How about we find a universe where Bennett stayed with the Broncos – would that make things better?

    “The Brisbane Broncos will advance to week three of the 2011 finals after a gritty 14-10 win over the South Sydney Rabbitohs at Suncorp Stadium. The Rabbitohs, led bravely by ex-Broncos stalwart Darren Lockyer, tried valiantly but could not stop the Brisbane juggernaut.”

    OH COME ON! Bennett stays at the Broncos but Lockyer went to the Bunnies? Right, I’ll fix this – let’s make sure the Bunnies never got back into the comp! That’ll work, won’t it?

    “Darren Lockyer’s remarkable career will continue for another week after the Queensland superstar led his Gold Coast Suns team into the AFL preliminary finals with a 35-point win over the Essendon Eagles.”

    Now that’s just taking the piss. Who’s in charge of these bloody universes?

    Right, I’ve had enough of this. Let’s put Lockyer back into the Broncos match against the Dragons, get rid of Gerard Beale, and make Corey Parker’s penalty goal attempt just before halftime sail between the uprights. How will those extra two points make a difference?

    CUT IT OUT!!


    Nah, I like playing God. C’mon Broncos – can you keep Darren’s career alive now?

    “Referees boss Bill Harrigan is defending the decision of Matt Cecchin to send off Darren Lockyer for backchat during the Broncos 34-8 loss to the Dragons on Saturday night.”

    Holy crap – I wonder what he said? Ahh who cares, let’s give Cecchin the arse now – I’ve got a feeling we’re getting closer to the right outcome…

    “Dragons skipper Paul Gallen has paid tribute to three-try hero Greg Inglis for keeping their season alive with a 24-18 win over the Broncos…”

    Seriously? OK, maybe I’m in over my head here. Let’s try a simpler solution – let’s give Lockyer some headgear! Surely a bit of protection to that cheekbone will put things back to the way they’re meant to be?

    “A 34-year-old morbidly obese plumber from East Lindfield has been arrested and charged with attempted murder following what appears to be a sniper attack from the upper stands of Suncorp Stadium on Saturday night. Stadium officials have launched an immediate enquiry into the security lapse that allowed a rifle into the grounds. The Brisbane Broncos have announced the target of the attack, captain Darren Lockyer, is expected to be in hospital for at least three weeks following a double knee reconstruction. While the offender is yet to be named, fellow stadium patrons describe him as “extremely smelly” and claim to have seen him holding a banner reading “CLIFFY IS GOD” during the first half.”

    I give up – it seems some things just aren’t meant to be.

    Told ya so!


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  6. gUt

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    gUt takes the ball from HP Lovecraft and hits it up...

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  7. madunit

    madunit Super Moderator Staff Member

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    The First Referee

    In 1907, a small group of men became the founding fathers of Australia’s Rugby League referee’s. The man leading them into this exciting future was Edward James “Ted” Hooper.

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    Born in 1871 in Kent, England, Edward showed great aptitude for sport at a young age. He moved to Australia and immediately found work as manager of the Clovelly beach surf pavilion, which he loved and held for many years.

    He began playing Rugby Union, initially as a centre. At the age of 27 he made his first grade debut for Surry Hills, for whom he played from 1899 til 1902. In 1903 he moved to Easts and into the second row, where he became renowned as one of the smartest forwards in the state. In 1903 he played for NSW and won a premiership. In 1905 he played for Sydney, before retiring.

    Hooper then became one of the leading officials in the state in 1906 and 1907. By late 1907 discontent amongst the Union ranks and talk of a breakaway Rugby code became stronger. Hooper decided to be a referee for the new game.

    On August 28, 1907, Edward Hooper became the inaugural Rugby League Referees Association President. A position he held til 1912. The NSWRL offered to pay the referees and touch officials a small sum for officiating games. Hooper moved that the referees not be paid and the money used elsewhere to ensure the games survival.

    The referees also agreed they would donate money to the NSWRL from their own pockets. The referee would donate threepence and the sideline officials gave a shilling for every game they were involved.

    Hooper officiated the first Rugby League club game at Birchgrove Oval on April 20, 1908, between Balmain and Wests.

    On May 2nd, he became the first to referee a representative Rugby League game in Australasia when NSW hosted New Zealand. By season’s end, Hooper had controlled more club games than any other referee, including two consecutive games on July 4: Newtown v Norths at 2pm and Balmain v Glebe at 3.15pm.

    Hooper continued to referee in 1909, before becoming a part-time referee in the lower grades.

    At the end of the 1912 season, Ted stood down from his position as Referees Association President and was chosen to manage a NSW squad, which was essentially an unofficial Australian team, to be the first Australian representative team to tour New Zealand.

    In the third tour game, Sid Deane was charged with illegally striking an opponent. The NZRL decided to suspend him for the remainder of the tour. The NSW team threatened to strike, but Hooper stepped in and mediated a lesser suspension for Deane which ensured the tour would continue.

    The controversy didn’t end there. Hawkes Bay was to host NSW on Saturday at the same ground the NZRU were using on Sunday. League officials asked to use the newly erected stand that the NZRU assembled at the ground. The Union officials agreed but only if the NZRL and NSWRL would pay an exorbitant price. They declined.

    On the eve of the League game, Union officials dismantled the stand and took all the materials with them. League officials arrived at the ground the next morning and saw what happened. Hooper, a number of the NSW and Hawkes Bay players and local residents all chipped in with materials and labour to build their own stand, which was completed in time for the game.

    The NSW team lost to Auckland before defeating the New Zealand test side. The Sid Deane suspension issue arose again, this time the NZRL decided to reverse the agreement. So as to retain good relations, Hooper agreed. NSW went on to complete the tour undefeated. The tour was heralded as a great success.

    Hooper retired from all referee duties at the end of 1912 and became referee selector from 1913 til 1925.

    In 1925, he travelled with the NSW team to Brisbane for the fourth interstate game. At half-time, a novelty game between the Brisbane and Ipswich referees was scheduled, with Hooper as the honorary referee. Once the 15 minute game concluded, the referees left the field, the crowd applauding Hooper who waved and smiled as he entered the change rooms.

    He went to the shower and collapsed on the floor.

    Doctors confirmed Edward James Hooper had died from shock. He was just 54.

    He died as a life member of the NSWRL.

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    The SCG Trust display his 1908 cap and whistle.

    747 words. LIFT OFF!

    Sources:
    Edward James Hooper Jr - Grandson of Ted Hooper (referee)
    Family records and images courtesy of the Hooper family.
    Sydney Morning Herald
    Clarence and Richmond Examiner
    The Brisbane Courier
    The Referee
    The SCG Trust
    Sean Fagan (www.rl1908.com)
    www.rugbyleagueproject.org
     
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  8. CobyDelaney

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  9. Big Mick

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    Big Mick takes the field for the Panthers looking for a better personal performance than what he dished up last outing!

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    A Sonny Grand Final Afternoon:

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    Last Saturday night at approximately 10pm as the New Zealand Warriors defeated the Minor Premiers Melbourne Storm I sat in reflection and felt incredibly sad. Make no mistake I am not a Storm fan mourning the loss of my team, it was another loss of over two years ago which filled my heart with sorrow. It was the realisation that the New Zealand Warriors would be going to the NRL Grand Final this Sunday without one of its favourite sons and promising stars, Sonny Fai.

    The story of Sonny Fai is one of courage and sacrifice. Fai was a star junior Kiwi who was destined for great things for both the Warriors and the National side. A strong, mobile back rower who had all the physical and mental attributes to be a great NRL player and his star was definitely on the rise following a promising 2008 season. After a training session with his brother and cousins at Bethell’s Beach in preparation for what was to be his breakout 2009 season, the group decided to go for an evening swim. As his cousins and younger brother got caught in a violent rip Sonny dove in with no thought of self-preservation saving all of them, but in process got swept out to sea himself. Sonny Fai died a hero not just to his family, but to all Rugby League supporters.

    Like everyone else, I was in shock at the disappearance of Sonny Fai in 2009. Sitting in my lounge room, I felt as if I had lost a member of my family. Sonny Fai signified everything great about our game. He was a fantastic role model in his community and gave generously. He was a player everyone wanted to be around and was a devoted family man. On top of that, he made the ultimate sacrifice for those whom he loved the most, and that is the true measure of a man. In turn, the league community responded to honour, respect and most of all remember a true role model of our game.

    It is that memory and sacrifice which will serve as inspiration for the New Zealand Warriors when they run out onto ANZ Stadium at 4.30pm on Sunday. The hardest part, however, will be watching this Grand Final with the knowledge that half of the team that will be playing were his teammates in the Toyota Cup teams of 2007-08 and players with whom he grew up playing alongside.

    The motivation is definitely on display from his Warriors teammates, with young Warriors prop Russell Packer telling RLW “Sonny and I were not just team-mates – we were great mates” Packer said.

    “He will be up there watching us and maybe he will sprinkle a little magic powder from his fingers to help us when things get tough. It’s tragic what happened to him and there aren’t many days when I don’t think of Sonny.”

    “We know he will be up there cheering for us and hopefully we can do it for him”.

    Packer’s comments echo the thoughts of his young Warrior teammates who will carry a special part of their friend with them on Sunday night. But it’s not just current players who realise what the Warriors will play for on Sunday with past legends such as Stacey Jones and Ruben Wiki highlighting the motivation behind the game.

    Stacey Jones, the legendary halfback of the first Warriors team to reach a grand final in 2002, told RLW “The one thing about these Kiwi boys is that they are all very tight. They all loved Sonny and if they think of him, they will run through brick walls to win it. It is very powerful motivation; they will do whatever it takes.”

    Sonny Fai, had he lived, would have been 22 years old and progressing to his first Grand Final as a New Zealand Warrior. He was a player who debuted in 2008 for the Warriors and dreamed of taking New Zealand to Grand Final glory, along with combining with his junior teammates in creating an International dynasty for New Zealand Rugby League. While Sonny is not taking the field physically on Sunday, he has been and will continue to serve as an inspiration to all New Zealand juniors and especially to his young teammates. This weekend Sonny Fai will be the 18th man on the field - symbolising courage and fighting spirit and helping the Warriors bring home their inaugural NRL premiership.

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  10. jamesgould

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    NRL Secrets Exposed!!!


    Hi Readers, and welcome to another exciting issue of NRL SECRETS EXPOSED. The only magazine where you get the FULL, UNEDITED TRUTH about our favourite sport of rugby league.


    This is the magazine they tried to shut down. But nobody can get in the way of the truth.


    In this month’s edition, we take a look at Queensland’s miracle Origin try in 1994. Mark Coyne scored the four pointer, seemingly from out of nothing. However, we have found damning evidence from the Queensland Rugby League’s own files, that it was the GREATEST SET PLAY IN HISTORY!!! The play was planned years in advance. And our evidence shows exactly where the set play (nicknamed the “Cold War surge” in official documentation) originated from. Our research reveals that former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover was integral in the development of the match winning try.


    We also have coverage of an amazing revelation regarding the 1999 Grand Final. Until now, it was widely accepted that video referee Chris Ward adjudicated on the penalty try that won the premiership for the Melbourne Storm. We can now prove through an eye-witness report that Ward, overcome by the significance of the decision, in fact passed the judgment to higher authorities. For the first time, you will read how the real decision came from Ward’s reptilian overlords, orbiting the earth in case any such action was required. We know alien reptiles have ruled earth in strategic positions of power for many centuries, but this is the first time we have had CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE that they also engineered the most controversial grand final result of all time.


    In another amazing find that has taken years of investigations, our feature article this month concerns one of mankind’s finest achievements – the filming of the moon-landing in Alabama during July 1967. For decades we have pondered over where Graeme Langland’s white boots worn in the 1975 grand final originated from. Obviously the type of technology required to manufacture white boots was not commonly available in 1975. We can now expose that the white boots came from the moon-landing filming itself – WHICH GRAEME LANGLANDS DIRECTED! In 1967, Langlands was a talented director, and in hot demand from the USA Government for their moon landing propaganda. The white boots were gifted to him at the wrap party by Neil Armstrong himself, in recognition of his contribution towards the production.


    The photo below shows Langlands, having had a slight mishap on the 11th day of filming, limping from the set, with “Buzz” Aldrin behind preparing for another take. Note Langlands’ shadow, which is clearly at odds with the rest of the scene.


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    We also lift the covers on the St George Dragons’ record 11 consecutive premierships between 1956 and 1966. Until now, fans believed that the Dragons were perhaps the greatest side in history. Only now can we divulge that ten of those premierships were the result of ILLEGAL MIND-CONTROL TACTICS by Norm Provan! The NRL is set to discredit St George with all the grand finals that Provan took part in, leaving 1966 their only crown. Provan acquired his skills as a youngster, as a part of hideous experiments conducted by the Allied forces during World War Two, in an attempt to curb the advances of Herr Hitler’s army. Little did they realise that those very forces would be used to guide a rugby league team to illegal victories in Australia! The interview (conducted by a qualified psychic with Albert Einstein’s spirit) is a must-read.


    John Sattler’s 1970 broken jaw has gone down in legend, but for all the wrong reasons. In another WORLD EXCLUSIVE, we can make public the fact that Sattler’s jaw was not broken at all. John Sattler is a part of the vast population of human shapeshifters – when punched by opposition forward John Bucknall, Sattler lost control of his unworldly abilities. His jaw became uncontrollable – off camera turning into a banana, steering wheel and a pair of grey slacks, amongst other things. Now, rare film footage taken from the crowd depicts Sattler’s struggle to keep control of his powers on the sideline, before returning to the action.


    Finally, we run the rule over rugby league broadcasters, and make the shock discovery that Ray Warren’s commentary played backwards extols the virtues of life under the rule of communist North Korea! We reveal the links that have brainwashed Warren into becoming a puppet for the evil Kim Jong-il.


    Enjoy the issue, and until next month – believe the truth!
     
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  11. joshie

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    Joshie hits up the ball, for the Ninjas, in an all or nothing run for a place in the Forum Seven's grand final..

     
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  12. edabomb

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    Coach Re-Revolutionary

    Week One
    The squad had gathered in the gym. It was the first training run of the year, and their first training run with Coach Jackson. There was a deep foreboding - the couple of weeks teams spend together before Christmas was generally reserved for mindless fitness work. As the Coach worked through his speech it became apparent that this wasn’t to be the case this season, he spoke of spending this first week gelling as team mates - running through some set plays and playing plenty of touch football and basketball to improve the players skills. The players mood began to lighten; even a few smiles began appearing. The coaching staff had decided on an unorthodox plan for the coming season - they were going to coach footballers to play football.

    Week Twelve
    Coach Jackson stood calmly in the changing rooms waiting for his first Fox Sports game day interview as a first grade coach. “We’re very optimistic heading into Round One. We have our systems set up - it’s all about putting these into practise on the field. I think we’re good enough to be there late in September. We’ve set high goals - today is the first step in achieving those. We’re all looking forward to today and getting a chance to show how much we’ve improved over summer,” summarised Coach Jackson confidently.

    Week Fourteen
    'Coach Re-Revolutionary Does It Again' was the newspaper headline. This nickname had been bestowed upon Coach Jackson only two weeks into the new season. After dishing out a couple of thrashings in the preseason his side had scraped home in Round One against the Premiership heavyweights. In Round Two they’d put fifty points on their opponents in a glorious display of attacking football. They had bodies in motion, roving halves and offloading forwards. They flew in the face of the conservative nature of the modern game - and the media loved it.

    Week Twenty-One

    The pressure was building - two wins from their past six games and they were falling out of the top eight quicker than the 2010 Melbourne Storm. The weekly instructions were to stick to what they know – take their chances if they saw an opportunity. The scores were level with less than five minutes to go and they were in position for a tie breaker. Tackle four and right in front of the sticks the halfback called for the ball - he was too flat for a drop kick though. He chipped to the in goal for his oblivious outside backs, the ball dribbled harmlessly dead. Expletives were all that could be from heard from the coaches box. Their opponents rode up the field like they were surfing a wave and calmly potted the winning field goal. “Percentage plays” was all coach Jackson could mumble as he departed to address his players.

    Week Thirty

    “Um, ah - we need to - um - get into the grind. We want to show our natural - ah - our flair. We can’t play to how - um - we can’t have the other team - ah - dictate the flow. We need to work on the - um - little things. The little things need to be - ah - we need to be accurate, get the little things on track and you earn the - um - right to use the footy.” The game day interviews were becoming harder with each loss. When you don’t know where your next win is going to come from how can you convey any optimism to the fans? It had been six weeks since they’d tasted victory - they were now in a dog fight to avoid the wooden spoon.

    Week Thirty-Eight
    They’d done it! Two wins from their final two games and the wooden spoon was avoided. They’d curbed their attack back and beaten some fairly good opposition these final two matches. Still, much change was needed ahead of next season. The difference between fourteenth and the top eight was colossal. Coach Jackson had been told his position was dependent on the sides early results next season - he needed to win at any cost.

    Week Fifty-Three

    Coach Jackson entered the gym. He gave his introduction speech. Words like flair and roving halves had been replaced by conservatism and split halves. A wrestling coach was introduced and the basketball hoop removed. The next two weeks were to be spent running and wrestling - they wouldn't see a football for any extended period until the New Year.

    “If we complete our sets and get to the kick we’ll be in the grind every game”, concluded Coach Jackson.

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  13. Jesbass

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    With the exception of Broncoman's article being reposted by proxy, this match is goooorrrrrrnnnneee...

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  14. Big Mick

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    My fondest memory

    I think we all have a fond memory of when we were a kid playing rugby league, trying to emulate our heroes.

    Mine happened when I was a skinny 15-year-old kid playing tackle rugby league on the school playground during HPE (Health & Physical Education) class.

    For the most part, it was a pretty embarrassing display. Some of the boys were quick, a few actually knew how to play and fewer still actually knew how to tackle. A couple of them were a fair bit bigger than the rest of us too.

    So when one of the bigger lads got the ball, it was basically all over. The only question that remained was how he would go about scoring. Would he use his pace and athleticism to run around the hapless defenders? Or would he take them on and enjoy swatting away their feeble attempts at a tackle? Whichever way it went, the outcome was always the same.

    What this situation needed was a hero. It was one of those ideal opportunities for the slow, skinny ugly kid to pull off a piece of magic and be forever remembered in the echelon of HPE rugby league.

    But of course, that never happened did it? It was just a pipe dream. For some, days like these were a lesson in harsh reality. Deep down we all knew that it was just a question of not completely embarrassing yourself and coming out of the game unscathed. Hanging out on the wing was a good way to stay out of trouble.

    On occasion, you got to have a break from the stress of the whole ordeal by being asked to take over at fullback for a while. This meant you could just stand around, and if someone made a break, the ball carrier would easily outmaneouvre you. One particular day, the HPE teacher decided to give me a break. “OI, SHAWN! DROP BACK TO FULLBACK!”

    I trotted back, positioning myself fairly deep, and kept my eyes peeled for a chip and chase. Other than that though, I sat back and enjoyed watching the other kids try and tackle the big fast unit.

    The dreamer in me wondered what I would do in the event of a line break. I embellished the thought for a moment… The fast kid with the ball, running towards me… and the moment of decision arrives. Will he step left or right? I look him in the eye… he looks left and breaks the other way… I pick it beautifully and bring him down metres short of the line, in a classic grassing tackle around his legs.

    I smirk to myself at the prospect of such a heroic display. That would be nice to pull off, just once. Even if it was a fluke. The more I ponder it, the more I start to convince myself it could really happen. I start seriously considering how I would time it and where I would have to grab to bring him down.

    And just as I’m lost in that thought, it happens.

    That big bastard has got the ball, he’s broken the line and the only thing between him and scoring is me.

    Given what I'd just been daydreaming about, I thought maybe - just maybe - this was my moment. My chance to shine. I looked up at the guy as he looked back. I didn't look away.

    The reason I didn't look away is because I wanted to watch his eyes to see if he was going to telecast his next move.

    However, on this particular day, he decided to take it as a challenge. A confrontation.

    He didn't break the eye contact either.

    He just looked me right in the eye and kept running hard. Straight at me.

    Surprisingly, the feeling of being trampled over by a guy twice my size wasn't so bad. The adrenalin was pumping enough for me to not really feel the aches and bruises until later in the day.

    After it happened, I looked up at everyone, genuinely expecting them all to be, as they say, rolling on the floor laughing. Their looks would probably best be described as relief that I was still alive. I looked over towards the big bloke who had just scored. He was wearing his usual shit-eating grin.

    After that ordeal, all remained well in the world. There would be no miracles today. No heroes. Thankfully, there were no injuries either.

    Just a fond memory.

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  16. Azkatro

    Azkatro First Grade

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    Oops, sorry. I posted without checking. Are we too late? Is that it? :lol:
     
  17. bartman

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    I think NZ daylight savings started last weekend, but Aussie daylight savings starts this weekend, so there might be a trans-pacific mix-up with declaring the AEST fulltime?
     
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    And by my count 2100AEST has just ticked by now, rather than an hour or so before.

    Good luck to both teams!
     
  19. Willow

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    Daylight Savings doesn't start in Sydney until next Sunday, so you were in before 9:00pm (Syd time, as per the rules).

    Daylight Savings started in NZ last Sunday, which might explain the error.

    World Clock website: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/
     
  20. broncoman

    broncoman Juniors

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    Who thought changing half a sentence could cause such a massive stir, have absolutely no idea what happened with my article during the edit. Probably karma for being on here at work. It's edited to its original glory for the record.
     

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