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Pep
"You guys have got to do better in the second half. Because there are only two halves."
We all love good half-time pep talks.
I tried it once - in high school - and it was only a soccer team. The coach deserted us so I stupidly put up my hand. We got thrashed regularly, so much so that the school disowned us. The team's lack of onfield success was largely due to the misfit nature of the players. The oldest was 17, the youngest 13. We called ourselves
The Misfits.
But one day, we were leading 2-0 at the break - playing against older boys. I remember rallying the players with a half-time pep talk. I reminded them that we were
The Misfits, and proud of it. It went down well.
Unfortunately the opposition didn't share the moment. At full-time we were clobbered again, 5-2. But it was our best score to date and a great moment for the team that no one wanted to know about.
After that I went back to playing rugby league, where I got to see real coaches in action.
After surveying the first half, a coach should know where strengths and weaknesses lay. Adjustments are required, injuries checked, encouragement delivered and advice dished out. Perhaps most of all, the coach has to get into the minds of players, lifting them with the right words.
Although, from what I'm told, it is also about what the coach doesn't say.
In 2009, Dragons winger Wendell Sailor was having an off game. Coach Wayne Bennett entered the dressing room at half-time. Sailor was sitting down, fearing the worst. Each player was given advice, the team
as a whole listened. Bennett neared Sailor's position, his prodigy started to sweat. The two men had known each other for years. Indeed, Sailor often referred to Bennett as a father figure. On this day, Sailor didn't know what to expect - a verbal clip across the ear... or worse. But... then... Bennett just walked straight past him, without uttering a word.
Sailor's head hanged down. He knew then his coach didn't have to state the bleeding obvious, he simply had to lift his game - which he did in the second half.
Suffice to say, Bennett can read people. Under his guidance, the Dragons have staged many second half revivals, often keeping their opponents scoreless. Wayne Bennett is the undisputed master of the half-time pep talk.
But there have been some real clangers.
An old Bluebags supporter, my father still complains about the half-time 'pep talk' given by Newtown coach Warren 'Wok' Ryan during the 1981 grand final against Parramatta Eels.
According to reports, Ryan walked into the SCG sheds and simply told his players to 'have a good time'. No tactics, just 'let's just have fun boys!'
Trailing by just 7-6 at the break, Newtown hit the front when Tommy Raudonikis scored early in the second half.
But that was just some guts and determination from Raudonikis, a spurt in the bucket of hope, attempting to overcome the Bollinger-swigging indifference of the Member's Stand suits. Parramatta played to their game plan, going on to record a 20-11 victory. Presumably Eels coach, the late-and-great Jack Gibson, had a significantly more inspiring discussion with his team at half-time.
But I think the greatest half-time clanger belongs to former New Zealand Warriors coach Daniel Anderson.
In 2006, Kevin Campion launched an almighty attack on his 2002 coach, Daniel Anderson. Captain Campion maintained Anderson's half-time 'pep talk' cost the Warriors a premiership.
Down just 2-6 at the break, and the grand final in the balance, the team gathered to wait for Anderson's instructions. But what followed saw the team fall in a heap in the second half.
According to Campion, Anderson never addressed the players at half-time. Instead, he simply turned on a tape deck and walked out. The tape was a mock commentary where the Warriors scored the winning try against the Brisbane Broncos. One problem was their opponents in the real grand final were the Sydney Roosters.
"It starts playing... 'Welcome to the 2002 grand final, the Warriors versus the Broncos...'" said Campion.
"I flipped out and thought, what is this? I was just going, turn that sh*t off!"
Campion said some of his younger teammates were somewhat confused.
The Warriors ended up being belted 30-8 by the Roosters.
One wonders how Anderson was able to leave Auckland in one piece. Quite frankly, not even
The Misfits would've let him get away with that.
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