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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Donut Shaper at Krispy Kreme. Studied at School of Uncertainty. In a relationship with Jacqueline Magnay. Lives in Sydney. Born 1/1/1.
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
When things get me down, and the world seems confusing, I like to call on the wisdom of the greats. Problem is, many of the greats of the rugby league are no longer of this world and out of contact. Until now.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
I can't imagine you as the Facebook type, Jack?
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Big-Jack-Gibson
Technology was never a problem for me, Rexxy. I was first to introduce video and weights, remember?
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
How are they treating you up there?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Can't complain. See all the games on TV and there's some park footy to watch.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
What's the standard of the local comp like?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Surprisingly good. Saw a 130-year-old Dally Messenger score a runaway try using a walking frame. He was still faster than Ben Creagh.
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Do you still take an interest in what's happening down here? Your thoughts on the Independent Commission?
Big-Jack-Gibson
In the race of life, always back the horse called self interest. Having said that, John Quayle is a good man. Probably too good....
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
What do you think of two refs?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Twice the refs, twice the mistakes. They should rename them "egg timers"
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Egg timers?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Yeah. They blow the whistle every four minutes.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
That reminds me you were known for many colourful quotes.
Big-Jack-Gibson
Like Ding Dong The Witch is Dead?
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
When Parra broke their drought?
Big-Jack-Gibson
No, it was when Rebecca Wilson got sacked from the Sunday Telegraph. Dead set, that woman could give a Panadol a headache
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Who's currently your favourite footballer?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Adam McDougall. I've been following him since he played for the first Newcastle team.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
In 1988?
Big-Jack-Gibson
No, the first time around in 1908. To look so young he must have done a Dorian Grey deal with Reebs.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Reebs?
Big-Jack-Gibson
That's how we refer to Lucifer here. Reebs, or JR or simply Ribot. French for the one with the cloven hoof.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Are there many footy fans up there Jack?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Is the Pope a lawnmower?
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Tell us about them.
Big-Jack-Gibson
When I arrived St Peter said "Here are the Eels fans, over there are Panther fans, and over there, Bronco fans"
I said "who are those people behind that large stone wall?". He said "They're Manly fans, they think they're the only ones queer."
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
???
Big-Jack-Gibson
Hair.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
huh?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Here .... Bloody predictive text. You get the idea.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Who will win the comp this year, Jack?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Dragons. Jamie Soward is so quick .... He can switch off the light and get into bed, before the room is dark. With his headgear removed.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
How do you keep up with what's happening? With your pension can you afford cable?
Big-Jack-Gibson
What's cable? I log into VIPstand.net on my iPad, free. Sweet.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
You coached at Shark Park, what's going to happen with their development down there?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Waiting for the Sharks Development is like leaving the porch light on for Harold Holt... and I should know. I'm Harold's bookmaker.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Any advice for them?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Yes. Change the song from "Roll Out the Barrel" to Mozzie-Mozzie-Mozzie Oi-Oi-Oi ... They should also change their name...
Big-Jack-Gibson
to Cron-LOL-a.
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Rexxy-4-Bluebags
LOL indeed. Any other old mates up there? Seen the Grasshopper?
Big-Jack-Gibson
He never made it up. Who would have thought God was a New South Welshman?
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
My allotted Facebook time is almost up, so anything else you want to say to young footballers?
Big-Jack-Gibson
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. Always kick it to the seagulls and talent is secondary - being confident is what matters. Do that and you'll do good and play strong.
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Just one more thing. Can I get you to count up to 750?
Big-Jack-Gibson
Why?
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Long story.
Big-Jack-Gibson
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Big-Jack-Gibson
You didn't say in what order. hahahahahahahaah!
Rexxy-4-Bluebags
Thanks Jack Gibson. It's been an honour.
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