Drew-Sta charges in for the mighty Saints!
Twittematta Eels
Sunday, the 1st of May
@Paul_Osbourne: C’mon boys. Get one up against the Dragons.
2:30pm
@NZ_Kearney: juz gave ma boyz a good kick up the bum for the 2nd half. Go boyz!
3:30pm
@NZ_Kearney: @Craig_Bellamy: Cuz, things aren’t so peachy here. Ya got a spare spot in Melbs?
5:00pm
@Craig_Bellamy: @NZ_Kearney: Ahhhhhh hahahahahaha… hahaha… No.
5:13pm
@Buttcrack_Hindmarsh: Just got owned by the Dragons. Tacked my shorts off. FML.
6:32pm
@Casey_McGuire: Can’t feel my shoulders. 50 tackles? WTF?! Least I’ll score a forwards try in fantasy league.
9:45pm
Monday the 2nd of May
@Paul_Osbourne: @Peter_Sterling Mate, you keen for a comeback? Need some help here.
7:32am
@Peter_Sterling: @Paul_Osbourne ... you’re kidding, right?
9:39am
@Paul_Osbourne: @Peter_Sterling Haha, err, yeah...
10:14am
@Brett_Kenny: @Paul_Osbourne: I’ll play! Coaching ain’t my thing.
2:34pm
Paul_Osbourne has blocked Brett Kenny. 2:35pm
@NZ_Kearney: @Paul_Osbourne: Cuz, we can’t win with this hack halfback. Help?
8:54pm
@Jeff_Dobson: @NZ_Kearney Hey, I can see this.
9:23pm
@Paul_Osbourne: @Ben_Hornbag @Sooperdooper_Cronk @Jonathan_Thurston @Mitchell_Pearce: Lotsa $$$, apply within.
10:23pm
@Ben_Hornbag: @Paul_Osbourne LFMAO
10:54pm
@Sooperdooper_Cronk: @Paul_Osbourne ROFLCOPTER! Nice one Pauly, you’re a funny guy.
10:57pm
@Mitchell_Pearce: @Paul_Osborne Too relaxed over here bro, chilling with @Smithy
11:23pm
@Smithy: I'm just so relaxed. So chilled. Yeah...
11:29pm
Tuesday the 3rd of May
@Jonathan_Thurston: @Paul_Osbourne Who’s this?
12:01am
@Paul_Osbourne: @Jonathan_Thurston: NVM.
12:54am
@Chris_Sandow: w00t bruz, juz wachin replay ov uz kikken sharkkie buttz! Yahhh!
3:22am
@Richie_Williams: @Paul_Osbourne: Hey bruz, I’ll play. For cheaps too!
3:50am
Paul_Osbourne has blocked Richie Williams. 7:21am
@Paul_Osbourne: @NZ_Kearney So who shall we sign?
8:44am
@Jeff_Robson: @NZ_Kearney @Paul Osbourne Hey! I told you I can see this.
9:03am
NZ_Kearney has blocked Jeff Robson. 9:12am
Paul_Osbourne has blocked Jeff Robson. 9:13am
@Stephen_Kearney: @Choc_Mundine: Bra, you keen to come play?
11:12am
@Danny_Green: @Stephen_Kearney: Choc is busy right now. Ignore the screams...
12:05pm
@Stephen_Kearney: @Paul_Osbourne: Checked with Sterlo yet?
12:34pm
Peter_Sterling has blocked Paul Osbourne 12:55pm
Peter_Sterling has blocked Stephen Kearney. 12:55pm
@NZ_Kearney: Looking for new half back. Any takers?
2:22pm
@Chris_Sandow: @Stephen_Kearney bruz, yu juz needez ta invest $$ inot juniorz
4:41pm
@Parra_Jesus: @ Paul Osbourne THOU ART THE DEVIL! ANTI-CHRIST! SPAWN OF SATAN! I DRIVE THEE OUT OF THE HOLY LAND!
6:66pm
@Beesting_Gould: Parra will take another two years to develop a good side.
7:12pm
@TAB_Munsie: @Beesting_Gould: Too true, ‘They promised the world and delivered an Atlas.’
8:28pm
@Phil_Slothfield: 4gfvn niiwai io42kj noidaf jk3 ;oindag kjd ie ;kjds
9:53pm
@DailyTerrorgraph: @Phil_Slothfield: FFS Phil press F7, I said press F7 first then press send!
10:02pm
@Chris_Sandow: @Paul_Osbourne: cuz ill play 4 yaz
11:23pm
@Paul_Osbourne: @NZ_Kearney: Sandow, yeah?
11:24pm
@NZ_Kearney: @Paul_Osbourne, Looks good to me.
11:43pm
Wednesday the 4th of May
@Paul_Osbourne: @Chris_Sandow: How much?
12:01am
@Paul_OsbourneDanny_Weidler: I need you to start a rumour to Fox denying that we’re trying to sign Chris Sandow.
12:23am
@Danny_Weidler: Chris Sandow NOT talking to Parramatta.
12:43am
@FOXNews: BREAKING NEWS! Eels trying to steal Sandow, not looking good though.
12:44am
@Russell_Crowe: Phew…
12:56am
@Chris_Sandow: @Paul Osbourne how duz $1m sound?
2:43am
@Paul_Osbourne: @Chris Sandow You’re not serious!! $250k, 4 years.
2:44am
@Chris_Sandow: @Paul Osbourne $500k, dats it.
2:59am
@Russell_Crowe: @David Gallop Are you watching this shit?
3:32am
@David_Gallop: @Russell Crowe Err, yes... @Robert Schubert Follow this up will you?
4:01am
@Robert_Schubert: @David Gallop: Roger that.
4:02am
@Melbourne_Storm: @David Gallop: WE TOLD YOU EVERYBODY’S DOING IT!
5:05am
@Paul_Osbourne: @Chris Sandow: You’re on. Done deal.
6:02am
@Chris_Sandow has changed his name.
@Chri$_$andow: wooooooo11!!!1 I'm rich!!
6:09am
@FOXNews: BREAKING NEWS! We were wrong, Parramatta signs Chris Sandow.
7:09am
@Danny_Weidler: @FOXNews Dumbasses...
7:14am
@Russell_Crowe: @Chri$_$andow Little prick, you were all about the money.
8:43am
@Shane_Richardson: @Chri$_$andow Every man has their Alan Bond.
9:02am
@Brisbane_Broncos: @Russell Crowe @Shane Richardson: Err, does the name Greg Inglis ring any bells?
10:04am
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