2nd Ashes Test: Australia v England at Adelaide, Dec 2-6 2017

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Random Souffs dickhole sighted...

 

[roofromoz]

The story of how two brothers (and five other men) parlayed a small business loan into a cricket ball manufacturer concern is a long and interesting one. And, here it is: it all began with the filing of form 637/A, the application for a small business or farm...

 

[RockWheel]

kp is nauseating

 

[blaza88z]

When are these blokes going to start clearing the front leg and knock a few into the stands ffs

 

[Blade23]

Yay Kp's gone. f**k its Slats turn. Mute.

 

[roofromoz]

KP sounds like that Fast Show shop assistant in accent and mannerisms... no offence.

 

[hineyrulz]

When are these blokes going to start clearing the front leg and knock a few into the stands ffs

Piss poor lever action.

 

[Blade23]

When are these blokes going to start clearing the front leg and knock a few into the stands ffs

When Woakes comes on to bowl.

 

[roofromoz]

Piss poor lever action.

Which comes from poor work on the pipes.

 

[El Diablo]

Foxtel goes down the day of a test. At least I’ve got the app so it’s all good.

don't you have an aerial

 

[Blade23]

Woakes is coming into the attack. Lets all pause and laugh.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Boooo Woakes!!

Show me this Overton guy. Always amusing watching England's next great hope floundering.

 

[Blade23]

Might get a Chappelli quote if we are lucky

"as captain if I won the toss id bat 9 times out of 10. The other time id think about it, then decide to bat"...

100% certain if England haven't taken a wicket by the time Mr Biased comes on.

 

[roofromoz]

100% certain if England haven't taken a wicket by the time Mr Biased comes on.

John Snow definitely would have got a wicket in 1971.

 

[Blade23]

Rain delay. Englands best hope and dearest friend.

 

[roofromoz]

War-wick Capper.

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k shit weather for a shitty crappy place.

 

[Blade23]

War-wick Capper.

The sheila on the left should cover her hairy legs.

 

[Vozzy]

I think this storm goes from Sydney to Adelaide it's pissing down and extreme whether to still come from Melbourne which got f**ked 2hrs ago.

 

[roofromoz]

Can't wait for Warney's anecdotes from when he was Test captain.