3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England at Perth, Dec 14-18 2017

Discussion in 'International Game Day' started by TheParraboy, Dec 6, 2017.

  1. Incorrect

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    Agreed...

    Go for a swim at Coogee beach verse taking your chances swimming in the piss and shit flowing down the ganges?

    Eat some of the freshest and finest produce washed down with globally awarded fine wines verse chowing down on some dodgy vindaloo washed down with diorrhea-inducing indian tap water?

    Or playing in front of this;
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    verse this;
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  2. hineyrulz

    hineyrulz Post Whore

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    The pool pic did it for me.
     
  3. veggiepatch1959

    veggiepatch1959 First Grade

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    Another good thing to come out of this match.....

    The Victards have had their beloved and sacred Boxind Day test reduced to a dead rubber.

    Ha f**king ha!
     
  4. carcharias

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    If you think India would be bad imagine England!
    Raining everyday
    Ugliest fattest whitest piss head women on earth.
    Robbie Williams is considered a rock star
    Not one merkin smiling anywhere
    No sun
    Shit beer
    Shit food
    Shit place
     
  5. Timbo

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    Reminds me of one of the more brutal burns I've ever seen in the comments under an article on Cricinfo (by a Kiwi, to be fair):

    Indian fan: 'we have VIRAT KOHLI what do you have???'

    Kiwi fan: 'the ability to drink out of my kitchen tap and still be alive three hours later'.
     
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    He is actually considered a pop star

    Some of his solo stuff is pretty good.
     
  8. carcharias

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    No it’s not
    It’s pommy shit
    The stinkin merkins lap that utter crap up and try to tell me it’s good
    It’s not
    It’s f**king dogshit
     
  9. Mr Angry

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    Well Pakistan actually wins the prize.

    You could get killed, they do not even go.

    What about the Delhi pollution...tap water, you can avoid, air no so much. I

    I do want to visit Sabina Park and Cape Town.

    You can have Pakistan/Afganistan/India/Bangladesh.
     
  10. JJ

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    I just meant cricket wise, your home record speaks for itself
     
  11. Timbo

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    Sabina Park? Seems fun, but Kingston is also one of the murder capitals of the world. I had some friends on a Caribbean trip a few years ago, they were strongly advised against setting foot in Kingston due to the street crime and gang violence.
     
  12. Haynetrain

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    Australia would be 5-0 up after 3 games if Matt Wade was playing
     
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