A Haiku tribute to Valentine Holmes

[myrrh ken]

Not quick, can't goal kick
But Val pass the vaso mate
You've a porno name

 

[Quigs]

Val is the future
The future is now
No shit ......Wow

*Slurps extra strong Twinnings English Breakfast Tea*

 

[sandshark]

This is my 俳句 tribute to Valentine Holmes. Please tell me what you think.

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Holmes with pace and strength,
Through the line like a gunshot...
Bang! Next immortal
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*Sips whiskey* Cheers

I misread the thread title as A Hakai (破壊) Tribute to Valentine Holmes.. The man already gets destroyed by half of us on here.

 

[snout]

I misread the thread title as A Hakai (破壊) Tribute to Valentine Holmes.. The man already gets destroyed by half of us on here.

Run the ball back hard
Valentine o' Valentine
A haiku awaits

 

[BatteredFlake]

When it comes to poetry,you cant beet the Classics that we all done learnded at skool.

Roses are red
violets are blue,
Poetry sux,
so do you,

my personal favoritist one.

 

[carcharias]

Number 1
Number 1
Number 1

 

[snout]

The was a boy named Valentine,
Who struggled to break the line,
He ...

 

[Pig Champion]

Number 1
Number 1
Number 1

Yoko ono? At least it's Japanese

 

[ImTheMan]

Boys this is rather strange, could you please enlighten me? I expected, through fault of my own, that Valentine Holmes was rather popular with the Cronulla Sharks men? He seems to be at the stage of his career that, forgive me if I'm wrong, Hayne was. It's the awkward stage where he is almost a man, but still very much on the cusp. There will be ups and downs in his game, but the pay off has already been massive: The Sharks boys did it! They won a Grand Final. The potential of Valentine Holmes is immense. Once his maturity fully peaks and his boyhood flower withers away, it is time for the Valentine sakura to blossom in full bloom.

 

[tom of poland]

I'm not a fan of bye weeks, too boring.

 

[ImTheMan]

I'm not a fan of bye weeks, too boring.

Then dear boy, pull up a chair and get creative with the rest of us!

 

[snout]

Boys this is rather strange, could you please enlighten me? I expected, through fault of my own, that Valentine Holmes was rather popular with the Cronulla Sharks men? He seems to be at the stage of his career that, forgive me if I'm wrong, Hayne was. It's the awkward stage where he is almost a man, but still very much on the cusp. There will be ups and downs in his game, but the pay off has already been massive: The Sharks boys did it! They won a Grand Final. The potential of Valentine Holmes is immense. Once his maturity fully peaks and his boyhood flower withers away, it is time for the Valentine sakura to blossom in full bloom.

*Sips whiskey* Cheers

Dont mind an embedded clause?

 

[ImTheMan]

What clause is this??

 

[Marchad]

They break the defence
He slips off again
Standing behind the white line.

Sits down lights the flame watches it glow red pulls back and inhales.

 

[Marchad]

From under his parents house
Declares his hatred for a fullback
Will never enter the real world

Rolls up the queen head and brings it to his nose.

 

[bad boy bubby]

i sat on an Aardvark

 

[ImTheMan]

i sat on an Aardvark

Katie Holmes spread nude,
But it's Valentine I'd choose
Holmes threesome awaits.

 

[snout]

Madam lm adam

 

[spirit of league]

Different points of view
Fullback in black white and blue
Should be Benny

 

[carinashark]

i sat on an Aardvark
Slow over ten meters
Endangered