A Haiku tribute to Valentine Holmes

[2012....Sharks Year]

Boys, I would not lie to you. Holmes is going to be Hayne if he reached his full potential.

Faarrkk I hope not

 

[ImTheMan]

Faarrkk I hope not

What I mean is if he was committed to the cause, instead of being a "dreamer". Sorry for the scare. What I mean is Holmes will have the talent of Hayne at his peak, more in the Slater mould in terms of consistency.

 

[sandshark]

Boys, I would not lie to you. Holmes is going to be Hayne if he reached his full potential.

You might be onto something, he already has stated that he is interested in NFL trialling.
Hopefully no ego and false religious beliefs though.

 

[ImTheMan]

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Bye my Valentine
Or should I say see you again
At Parramatta
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[Snoop Shark]

Wow

 

[Frenzy.]

Wow again

 

[ImTheMan]

I'm gonna miss Holmes

 

[gUt]

Athlete has a small window
Got to try to make it rain
Glad it's not my team

 

[ImTheMan]

Athlete has a small window
Got to try to make it rain
Glad it's not my team

Absolutely beautiful, so beautiful I can ignore the 7 syllables in the first line

I think i just got a spontaneous erection, but is something so majestic really spontaneous? You decide.

*Sips JD*
Cheers

 

[gUt]

Absolutely beautiful, so beautiful I can ignore the 7 syllables in the first line

I think i just got a spontaneous erection, but is something so majestic really spontaneous? You decide.

*Sips whisky*
Cheers

Let me get you over the line there

Got to make it rain
Athlete has a small window
semen in your scotch

 

[Pig Champion]

A Yankee romance
Oh sweet Valentines day
Still the Hayne plane crashed

 

[BatteredFlake]

 

[ImTheMan]

Let me get you over the line there

Got to make it rain
Athlete has a small window
semen in your scotch

I didn't like that one so much. There was a tinge of melancholy and despair that seemed out of place given the grand finale to the haiku, "semen in your scotch". I'm not sure it has a cohesive theme, return to your roots and you will go far.

*Sips JD*

Cheers

 

[ImTheMan]

A Yankee romance
Oh sweet Valentines day
Still the Hayne plane crashed

Simple yet wonderful

This ones for you,

*Pours his favorite drop*

Cheers

 

[snout]

Who left tha phfarkin door open??!?

 

[SBD82]

No true valentine
A harlot's cold mutiny
The old captain weeps