Ahhh Poo!

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  1. RockWheel

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    then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called baseball
     
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    I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
     
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    mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!
     
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  4. RockWheel

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    an overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the mad slogan, 'up with miniskirts'. well, we all had a good laugh, even though i didn't quite understand it.
     
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    We'll take the spruce moose, hop in!
     
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    That whole schtick about the food is how I feel when I try to recreate the fish curry Malaysian airlines serves on its morning flights in Southeast Asia.
     
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    that elephant ate my entire platoon
     
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    get back to the candy bar
     
  9. Collateral

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    I sued the makers of the never ending story!
     
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    Lionel Hutz was the best character on that show:

    Well, he's had it in for me every since I kinda ran over his dog

    "You did?"

    Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
     
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    Lionel Hutz, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.

    Lionel Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
    Judge Snyder: You rest your case?
    Lionel Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.
     
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    If Mong had a sense of humour; he would have Lionel Hutz as his avatar pic.
     
  13. RockWheel

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    mr hutz are you aware you aren't wearing any pants?
     
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    I’m not wearing a tie at all!
     
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    Hey, don't touch my stuff! Hey, this isn't the YMCA...
     
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    Hey, get out of my office!
     
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    "care to join me in a belt of scotch?"

    "it's 9:30 in the morning."

    "yeah but i haven't slept in days."
     
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    [​IMG]

    "So you don't work on a contingency basis?"

    "No, money down!"
     
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    Is there an orange Julius stand in this level?

    I’ll sell you this one, it’s almost full.

    Well why don’t I just drink out of a toilet bowl

    ...... he’ll be back
     
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    Hi diddly ho forum neighours.
     
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