JK said:
nospam49 said:
I can see it now....
Hello Major sponsor.
You know how you get massive, record breaking converage for NRL Grand Finals played on a Sunday night? Well we dont like it.
So could you just ask the NRL to move back to Sunday afternoon on our behalf.
Sure you'll lose millions in coverage.....but in Brisbane we have 28 people send e-mails to us so you know we can throw our weight around.
Thanks for your time.
P.S. I was tanked on your product at the time of thinking this idea up, posting it on a web site and then writing this message to you.
Whatever you think about the issue - that is pretty funny! :lol:
I like Sun night games sorry.
Is this funny? Depends on your point of view, try this!
Gidday Major Sponsor
Channel Nine here.
We've got a great idea on how to maximize the NRL’s ratings, therefore offer better value for you.
Ratings in Australia will go through the roof, but in New Zealand they will more than halve, therefore our overall audience will actually fall, but hey, let’s not concentrate on that last little snippet, think of the Australian rating figures thank you very much!
Our super hot new idea, which involves moving their naffy grand final (whatyoumecallit) from day time to night time, actually flies in the face of the traditions of this little sport we are showing and you are sponsoring, but not to worry, as we’ve never given a flying f*ck about those suckers who tune in anyway (check the footie show to see what I mean).
Our super hot new idea (one of many I must say, remember that super cool skycam we brought in earlier this year!) has the potential to have a detrimental impact on our future audience. This is because the littlie ones have to go to school the next day so the big social gatherings, that for many kids became a tradition and really helped cement the game of Rugby League into their blood has become a thing of the past.
Not to worry, who gives a f*ck about that silly little game’s future, as you can see already, here at Channel Nine, we haven’t given a rats about their past (their silly traditions blah) since lord knows when?
Why oh why the parents of these kids can’t let them stay up late to watch the big game is beyond me anyway, I mean it can’t be that late in Qld? As for NZ so what if it’s midnight before their kids go to bed, so what if its first day back in a new team the next day!
I don’t know why all these whiners just can’t move to our blessed state that is Nsw.
Anyway major sponsor I am digressing, please, think in the now, think killer ratings (but don’t think too deeply!) and finally think of what we can get out of this sport while we can!
Regards
Abe Buggeredifiknow
Channel Nine Crony
P.S. There’s been some dissention in the ranks of the followers of this sport as of late, so we’ve decided to quell this for now by showing all the games in their finals series, but don’t let this fool you major sponsor, as this is a one-off, we’ll be back to treating them like garbage again next year.
I don’t know, with AFL under our belt, why oh why do we bother with this sport :roll: