Dear major sponsor...
I pretend to have the best wishes of the game at heart, but in reality Im am writing this letter for selfish reasons.
You see, I want the NRL Grand Final moves back to thye after noon.
As an extreme alcoholic, I find these days I cant stay awke untill kickoff. Now granted in the "Good ole days" I was out like a light at 4pm....but still, on a good day I could be away to see the halftime whistle.
These day though, my Grand Final day ends before Channel 9 goes to the news.
So....with the so called "Best wishes for the game" at heart. Ive decided to send a letter threatening you, a major sponsor of the game I supposedly love, with a complete boycott if you can not convince channel 9 to change back to Sunday after noon.
Im sure you will understand where I am coming from and I trust my threat will only make you want to further your time as a sponsors of the game I love.
Binge dri....I mean, Rugby League.
Have a nice aday and remember.....Im watching you!
P.S. Why is it called Johnny "Walker" if Im ****ing legless after two shots?
