COREY NORMAN IS A MYTH

[I'm a loser baby...]

Jesus, this kid has been hitting that ball for hours, it's driving me f**king crazy! Can someone do something?!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

"You're being silly, Johnny. Whiskas wouldn't hurt a fly. Run along now..."

 

[The EELiminator]

F**k gravity.

What has it done for me lately? F**ken nuthin'

9.8m/s^2 of complete plop!!

gravity is what stops us all from being tossed off the planet like ball bearings in a blender by centrifugal force from the earth spinning

THAT'S what gravity has done for you

 

[strider]

gravity is what stops us all from being tossed off the planet like ball bearings in a blender by centrifugal force from the earth spinning

THAT'S what gravity has done for you

Pffffft .... so yeah, practically nothing

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Gravity also stops the murderous creatures that live at the centre of the Earth from tunneling out and killing us all. And it's what makes it fun to corner in a sports car.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

What about centripetal acceleration? Why haven't I heard anything about that since high school? Has it been debunked?

 

[strider]

What about centripetal acceleration? Why haven't I heard anything about that since high school? Has it been debunked?

As you get older, spinning in circles isnt so much fun anymore .... im sure all the kiddies are still talking about it

 

[Gary Gutful]

gravity is what stops us all from being tossed off the planet like ball bearings in a blender by centrifugal force from the earth spinning

THAT'S what gravity has done for you

Yeah sure, gravity is doing the work of Chuck Norris...

Whatever dude.

 

[Bazal]

As you get older, spinning in circles isnt so much fun anymore .... im sure all the kiddies are still talking about it

I suppose it depends how many beers you've had though

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What about centripetal acceleration? Why haven't I heard anything about that since high school? Has it been debunked?

No it's still a thing. Here's some rats doing it.

 

[Forest Gymp]

The only way Normie could get his jersey dirty is in the warm up i hear he goes hard in the warm up and if somebody else wears it

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Norman was second for running metres amongst all halves. Maybe if he got tackled more often he would have a dirtier jersey but then he wouldn't have made so many metres.

 

[Gronk]

 

[strider]

Im assuming the normal PNG national team was mostly in queensland for the intrust cup thingy

 

[hineyrulz]

Im assuming the normal PNG national team was mostly in queensland for the intrust cup thingy

Yeah pretty much.

Cracking game it was too, the Hunter boys got up in the last minute.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The only way Normie could get his jersey dirty is in the warm up i hear he goes hard in the warm up and if somebody else wears it

Norman was second for running metres amongst all halves. Maybe if he got tackled more often he would have a dirtier jersey but then he wouldn't have made so many metres.

Ping @Forest Gymp

What do you have to say in response? You want him to make less metres?

Do you? Huh? Huh?

D'y....oh, f**ken forget it...

 

[Twizzle]

he cant reply, he's taking a sabbatical

 

[Gary Gutful]

That's a damn shame.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He had so much to offer.

 

[Gary Gutful]

If it wasn't for the Gymp, I wouldn't have realised how clean Normie's jersey is and therefore how solid a ball runner he is.