Cricket catchphrase

[East Coast Tiger]

Ok, I'm bored, clearly.

Let's play burgo's cricket catchphrase. Yes I know they do this on the footy show too but whatever.

It's pretty self-evident. Have a go. I've just done current Aussie players as examples but all players past and present accepted. Except Salman Butt. He's suffered enough.

A.

B.

C.

 

[Barkley]

A. The GOAT..........Neigh Thin Lion

 

[East Coast Tiger]

BTW, I think it should be a rule that the pics have to relate to their name, not the man. Ie, you can't post a pic of dogshit for Wade.

 

[Barkley]

B. Usman Khawaja
C. Matthew Renshaw


Very good, they got me thinking.

 

[East Coast Tiger]

C. Matthew Renshaw.....Math Uwe Shore

Nah. See your reasoning. Try again.

 

[Twizzle]

Math Ewe Wade

 

[Twizzle]

Actually if you had posted a steaming hot turd, I would have got it sooner

 

[The Mad Hatter]

That was fun. But I've got:



Off topic, at the SCG Test, last Ashes, there was an obnoxious Pommy twat chanting:

Carberry...Carberry
He's a mode of transport...
And a little piece of fruit.

ALL f**kING DAY!!!

I so wanted to shiv him in the gums with a screwdriver.

 

[Barkley]

Dammit.....It's that piece of dog shit isn't it?!

 

[The Mad Hatter]

A : Neigh Thin Lion?

EDIT : I really should read all the posts. Sorry.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

D:

 

[East Coast Tiger]

D:
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That's tough.

Oh it's that South African all rounder Bully van Pitts.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

That's tough.

Oh it's that South African all rounder Bully van Pitts.

Was too obvious. Sigh. Was it the Van? It was the van, wasn't it? Tell me it was the van.

 

[East Coast Tiger]

Was too obvious. Sigh. Was it the Van? It was the van, wasn't it? Tell me it was the van.

It was the van.

 

[Barkley]

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[East Coast Tiger]

Nice.

Here's my effort. Bit obscure to start with but could only go one way after that.

 

[Barkley]

Haha

 

[East Coast Tiger]

 

[TIGER14]

D:
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Kelvin Smith

 

[TIGER14]

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Peter Handscomb