Favourite winter soup?

[Gary Gutful]

You smart arse I can't even afford the tin stuff. Just the dehydrated stuff in paper packets. We can't all be well off to have the tapped stuff

Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.

We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't f*ck with us.

I asked for another schooner of soup at least 5 minutes ago and it still hasn't arrived.

I demand to speak with the manager.

 

[Dibs]

I asked for another schooner of soup at least 5 minutes ago and it still hasn't arrived.

I demand to speak with the manager.

Sorry sir bladder wasn't full enough to piss in it. Should be here any minute

 

[hineyrulz]

Toddy Greenburg and the NRL enjoy a good leak soup.

 

[Gary Gutful]

To answer Hindy's original question, I had a ball tearingly good tuscan chicken soup today. I had a horn for at least an hour after I ate it.

 

[strider]

Where did you procure this ball tearer gary?

 

[Dibs]

Where did you procure this ball tearer gary?

I spent all day over a hot stove making it for the merkin and then had to put it in a keg cause mr fancy pants likes his soup on tap and he still never said thanks

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think karma got me today. Throat is so sore I can't drink beer, it makes it much worse. But I'll be damned if I'm going to have soup.

 

[strider]

I think karma got me today. Throat is so sore I can't drink beer, it makes it much worse. But I'll be damned if I'm going to have soup.

Chicken noodle soup will cure that sore throat ... its a known fact

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Chicken noodle soup will cure that sore throat ... its a known fact

As attested to by grandmas since before time began.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Cane toad and toad stool broth with a hint of pepper.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Cane toad and toad stool broth with a hint of pepper.

Still sounds better than Stella Artois.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I spent all day over a hot stove making it for the merkin and then had to put it in a keg cause mr fancy pants likes his soup on tap and he still never said thanks

Thanks.

 

[Dibs]

Thanks.

You're welcome sir

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Still sounds better than Stella Artois.

I've got Beck's today. Seemed appropriate given my name.

Also it's German and they have ads for it on telly so you know it's good.

 

[Gronk]

Eel soup.

 

[keitel]

A recent study by Harvard University found that as women get older their favourite soup becomes wonton soup. Spell wonton backwards.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Too close to 'wanton' (not spelt backwards).

 

[hindy111]

To many people get sucked into fancy beer. I rather WINE over any drink or a gin and tonic.

This soup thread has gone further then we would of thought

 

[Gary Gutful]

Beer is truly brilliant, Hindy.

In fact, I might have one now.

 

[Dibs]

Gin and tonic? I didn't think anyone drank Gin anymore. You are nothing if not unique Hindy