Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Joshuatheeel, Sep 10, 2017.
didn't you once tell us that you were Paul Carige's brother inlaw?
I pulled off that maneuver once. Unless you are the groom no bastard will notice except your wife. The only mistake I made was that I didn't check in with her when I came back 2 hours later and she thought I was gone for the whole time.
This is because women aren't good blokes. Can you imagine if you were gay that your boyfriend/husband would have a problem with you f**king off to watch footy? No chance. He would be f**king stoked for you.
And this is why gays shouldn't be allowed to marry. Why should they be happy when the rest of us can't be?
Actually I think my missus preferred that I was gone. She's a good bloke, no complaints will ever be heard coming from me.
Awesome. You have given me even more confidence that i can pull this off. I've informed the mrs so I shouldn't make your mistake. If you have any other tips let me know
Wear a blue and yellow pinstripe suit so you don't feel out of place when you get to the game
Go for it. You'll never forget that wedding. All the others just blend into one after a while. You'll even be able to remember someone else's wedding anniversary. It's a win win.
Any of you merkins got an eels tie you can lend me? I've got a blue and yellow one but I want a proper one
Some guys sitting next to me in Melbourne on Saturday were doing the same thing and they were still in their suits. They were from Sydney but had the wedding in Melbourne and lucked out because the Eels game was there so it worked out perfectly for them. But because it was a 4pm game they had it easier and weren't going to miss the reception.
Mine is hanging from a beam in my garage..... I may yet need it depending on the result Saturday evening....
Other option is to object to the wedding during the ceremony, then u don't have to assassin creed anything
I say keep Smith at fullback. And I'd be reluctant to change a winning team.
I've got a wedding that Saturday that my manly supporting missus rsvp'd to. If we make it I won't be going. Im missing the mother in laws 50th this Saturday as well. Gonna be a fair dry spell I'm predicting.
"speak now or forever hold your peace" "she's carrying my baby!!"
Don't go to this one then, will you.
I'm sure they would laugh about it one day.
I am officially not invited by the club. Got a pre-recorded phone message from Bernie and everything.
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