Fitzy's league Sledge

[Incorrect]

Fitzsimons is one of those merkins who lives in the past mentally.... He longs for the days of yore when merkins like Campese and his best mate Nick Farr-Jones were playing rugby and with his rose coloured glasses on while looking back in hindsight, thinks it was the best game ever played on the planet.

Earth to Fitzsimons - it was f**king shit then and it's f**king shit now. Stop bleating about improving it and face the fact that the Australian sporting public, bar a minority that would barely pack an old folks bingo hall, could not care less if they never saw or had to read about another rugby game ever again. Move to New Zealand you miserable merkin if you want to continue to live in a fantasy land where rugby is the be all and end all.

 

[LESStar58]

I heard a rumour that he was By-Sexual has anybody else heard this rumour?

Is that the same as being bisexual?

And big deal if he is... it just means that men won't fancy him either.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Fitzsimons is one of those merkins who lives in the past mentally.... He longs for the days of yore when merkins like Campese and his best mate Nick Farr-Jones were playing rugby and with his rose coloured glasses on while looking back in hindsight, thinks it was the best game ever played on the planet.

Earth to Fitzsimons - it was f**king shit then and it's f**king shit now. Stop bleating about improving it and face the fact that the Australian sporting public, bar a minority that would barely pack an old folks bingo hall, could not care less if they never saw or had to read about another rugby game ever again. Move to New Zealand you miserable merkin if you want to continue to live in a fantasy land where rugby is the be all and end all.

I say Ol' bean, jolly good show!

Pip pip, ey what...

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Is that the same as being bisexual?

And big deal if he is... it just means that men won't fancy him either.

I thought it meant both men and women hurriedly leave saying "Byeeee!", when he asks for sex?

 

[LESStar58]

I thought it meant both men and women hurriedly leave saying "Byeeee!", when he asks for sex?

I've often been described as a sex symbol and that symbol... is a question mark.... followed by a "no".

Bless you, Jimmy Carr.

 

[gUt]

It's a shame the ABC buys into this professional troll's pretensions that he's some sort of serious writer.

 

[hineyrulz]

I heard a rumour that he was By-Sexual has anybody else heard this rumour?

Well his missus has a cock.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

When 3 teams get shunted out of super rugby next year will Fitzy even mention it or multiply the nrl bashing to deflect it?

 

[taipan]

Gee if they reduce the number off ru players to 13,they might get their assets stolen by ISIS or Kim Jon Un.
Sort of 21st century Vichy ,but still the same kind of bastards.Bandana head would not be a happy little vegemite.

 

[RL The greatest game]

When 3 teams get shunted out of super rugby next year will Fitzy even mention it or multiply the nrl bashing to deflect it?

When 3 teams get shunted out of super rugby next year will Fitzy even mention it or multiply the nrl bashing to deflect it?

His rhetoric will remain the same. Deflect the continuing bad news about union and fumbleball and continue his Rugby League bashing all because he wanted to play professional Rugby League and no team would sign him because he wasn't athletic enough.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I've never been double quoted before

 

[RL The greatest game]

I've never been double quoted before

There is always a first

 

[Dodgy]

Did he really want to play rl one time?

 

[taipan]

The problem with Fitzy,he's never forgiven the nurse who dropped him on his head at birth,and his parents who would not give him a hyphenated surname :Fitz-Simons in keeping with rah rah tradition.
He also confided to a friend, he missed not been given the christian name Alistair.

A very unkind friend suggested he be called Ted,short for sh*thead.

 

[RL The greatest game]

Did he really want to play rl one time?

So the rumour mill says and he's never got over the disappointment of being told he couldn't cut it in The Greatest game of all.

 

[Life's Good]

The problem with Fitzy,he's never forgiven the nurse who dropped him on his head at birth,and his parents who would not give him a hyphenated surname :Fitz-Simons in keeping with rah rah tradition.
He also confided to a friend, he missed not been given the christian name Alistair.

A very unkind friend suggested he be called Ted,short for sh*thead.

I believe you mean Peter Fitz-nowhere

 

[Foreign Legion]

Fitzy gets bitched slapped

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QcFOmf6Q1lk&ved=0ahUKEwisicfIn6XTAhUCppQKHVVRB9AQwqsBCBswAA&usg=AFQjCNEKtG3C0VlzORLR_qvpqJaHdhxNhg

 

[Foreign Legion]

2.25 minute lol

 

[LESStar58]

Fitzy gets bitched slapped

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QcFOmf6Q1lk&ved=0ahUKEwisicfIn6XTAhUCppQKHVVRB9AQwqsBCBswAA&usg=AFQjCNEKtG3C0VlzORLR_qvpqJaHdhxNhg

One minute he's got his hands up saying "come on" and the next minute he's cowering like the bitch that he is.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Didn't miss. Can imagine his comments if a league player did that today. It would be something that never happened in Union. ..ever. although I'd understand if he doesn't remember that one lol