Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[DJ Raida]

Ok guys, just jot down a funny simpsons quote to share

ill get things kicked off

Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to
solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What
has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Edna: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: [mystified] What? No, it's my dog.

 

[budz]

These lines from these tv shows have been done so many times.

 

[Dr Crane]

Just see the signature.

 

[Twizzle]

Simpsons funny quotes: Take 27

 

[Preniers]

Been done already

 

[Stranger]

Homer: $20 i wanted a peanut...

 

[Feez_Giggles]

Yeah its been done but its still funny!

Ralph: It says lets bee friends and theres a picture of a bee on it!!!

Ralph: It says I choo choo choo use and theres a picture of a train *laughs*

Ralph: and the doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there

Ralph: This is my sandbox. This is where I met the leprichaun, he tells me to burn things


:lol: :lol: :lol: i love ralph

 

[Stranger]

Apu: If you survive please come again :lol:

 

[Feez_Giggles]

Apu: who needs the quickie mart .... i doooooo

Homer: he lied to us through song!!! man i hate that

 

[Stranger]

Ralph : Mummie i ate my crayons.

 

[shadow grinder]

homer-"..marge keep your eye on that strange looking kid down there"

marge"what?bart?"

homer...YEAH...."BART"

:lol:

 

[Stranger]

Homer: Weasling out of things seperates us from all the other animals....... except the weasels

 

[Feez_Giggles]

Mrs. Hoova: Ralph, are you eating glue

Ralph: *with sticky mouth* yesh mishesh hoo-vaa

 

[Anonymous]

Bart-Will you get me a nuclear weapon?

Homer-No!

Bart-But Flanders got his kids nuclear weapons!

Homer-He did did he...Well I'll get you a weapon of unimaginable power!

 

[shadow grinder]

homer:Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

homer:I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

 

[shadow grinder]

**EDIT*

 

[God-King Dean]

Leprechaun: *On Ralphs shoulder* That's a good lad. Now you know what you gotta do, burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!

 

[shadow grinder]

ralph:I bent my wookie.

homer:Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

homer:I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

homer:Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

 

[God-King Dean]

Lisa: I am the lizard queen!

 

[Dr Crane]

Homer: Ahh, i love these lazy Saturdays
Marge: Its Wednesday
Homer: *Screams and runs off*
...
Homer: I love these real Saturdays, not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired...