geese

[undertaker]

Just wondering if anyone here either owns geese, or knows someone who owns them? What is your impression of them and having them as pets? Are they difficult to take care of/deal with compared to other types of poultry or pets like dogs?

 

[veggiepatch1959]

You don't need a long neck to be a goose!

All I know is that they have a tendency to be attracted to women who are having their periods. A girlfriend of mine was attacked by one on hers. The goose kept chasing her after nuzzling her crotch. Sorry but I didn't know if it was male or female.

 

[muzby]

If I see you taking your pet goose for a walk on a lead, I'll give you a friendly wave

 

[___]

Just wondering if anyone here either owns geese, or knows someone who owns them? What is your impression of them and having them as pets? Are they difficult to take care of/deal with compared to other types of poultry or pets like dogs?

Why the heck would you want a pet goose?

 

[undertaker]

Why the heck would you want a pet goose?

 

[undertaker]

The goose kept chasing her after nuzzling her crotch. Sorry but I didn't know if it was male or female.

Most likely a male (gander). They're the ones that lunge their neck out, hiss and attack.

 

[muzby]

Most likely a male (gander). They're the ones that lunge their neck out, hiss and attack.

Paul Gallen Gander

 

[undertaker]

Paul Gallen Gander

LOL! Good one.

Maybe you could use your brilliant photoshop/cave art skills to come up with some humorous picture. Need some cheering up as I've just recovered from my 2nd bout of the flu that I've been hit with within the space of 6 weeks.

 

[undertaker]

What I didn't realise is geese have teeth on the side of their tongues. Wasn't aware of that. Must be painful getting bitten by that.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

We're gonna have to take your word for it.......

Trouble is that I'm male.

I'll just let that sink in....

Unless you think I'm a goose.

(I shouldn't have said that...you and every other LU poster will agree)

 

[justdave]

Geese are dirty, stinky sack attackers.

 

[justdave]

Paul Gallen Gander

That'd make it a hog, not poultry

 

[DiegoNT]

Geese and ducks are jerks. That's all you need to know

 

[justdave]

Ducks are ok. Especially old ones

 

[DiegoNT]

Ducks are ok. Especially old ones

Ducks are the f**ken worse

 

[justdave]

You go to a bowling club on Saturday night and I'm positive you'll change your mind

 

[veggiepatch1959]

False teeth a clackin'
Toupees a flappin'
Anything can happen
On a Saturday night....

 

[horrie hastings]

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