Gender fluid toilets at Etihad Stadium divides AFL fans

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  1. myrrh ken

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    You ever actually lived with a woman?

    Chicks often have 3 day old poos that can outstink any mans cable.
     
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  2. magpie4ever

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    Yeah, I have. Us Australian/Irish Catholics place our women on pedestals, so there is no way their turds are not perfumed.

    Maybe your mob are not so.
     
  3. veggiepatch1959

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    There is nothing more confusing for a hetero male than to have an absolutely hot woman drop the most hideous paint peeling fart.
     
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  4. Nealo 12

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    Probably an AFL trial for Etihad Airlines ?
     
  5. myrrh ken

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    How sweet, Maggie love his mum.

    But obviously hasnt copped a whiff of her deuce.

    has no idea
     
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    I’m an Irish Catholic Australian too, but guess what?

    As much as I loved Mum, I never actually wanted to stick my nose under the dunny door whilst she was dropping a turd.

    I’m amazed that you somehow felt obliged to do so.
     
  7. magpie4ever

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    When there's 1 shitter and 6 people in a household, it was hard not to line up at times.

    And my missus only left perfume smells, ask my sons.

    As for the rest of your post you are a blasphemer excusing your mum of dropping smelly poo. you will be excommunicated if you continue your false diatribe.

    Your mum would be disgusted.
     
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  8. The Charlatan

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    Maggies off his meds again.
     
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  9. LESStar58

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    my shit smells like wedding cake...
     
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  10. magpie4ever

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    f**k off, you ms prissy tiger's supporter.:p
     
  11. The Charlatan

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    Your ass smells like a rose...
     
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  12. LESStar58

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    How would you know? :p
     
  13. Smack

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    Just once I'd like to get a slice
     
  14. 2_Smoking_Guns

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    You're all talking shit
     
  15. LESStar58

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    This is 4c. We're experts at that.

    Get it? I've got a million of em!
     
  16. Snoochies

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    Women tend to be silent on the toilet and men like to sound like a big brass band. I for one, would love to play a tune for the ladies sitting next to me.
     
  17. The Charlatan

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    It's a lyric from a Static X song called Love Dump.

    Your shit smells like chocolate cake and your ass smells like a rose.
     
  18. LESStar58

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    I can fart "Waltzing Matilda".
     
  19. magpie4ever

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    PennyJimbo, Spocky & 2SG would hate you for being so nationalist.

    Now if you could fart passages of the koran.
     
  20. 2_Smoking_Guns

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    It's been a while, and my memory is short, who are you again?
     

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