Glenn James Maxwell - THE BIG SHOW...

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  1. TheParraboy

    TheParraboy Moderator Staff Member

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    The next Shahid "Boom Boom" Afridi

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  2. hineyrulz

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    Maxwell the next great all rounder in World cricket, just imagine if he ever brings his net form to a game???
     
  3. jezmond

    jezmond Juniors

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    Gotta love the big show a.k.a the assassin a.k.a young talent!

    Just ask James Brayshaw he'll tell ya all about how great this young man is!
     
  4. IanG

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    I think he was just given a license today. But it worked. They knocked them over in less than 10 overs.

    If I hear the term net form again I'm gonna scream like a freakin' school girl
     
  5. gUt

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    He looks like the police composite picture of him.
     
  6. Twizzle

    Twizzle The Alpha Male Staff Member

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    looked more like a T/20 batsman and wont be able to get a way with those shots against a decent attack
     
  7. AlwaysGreen

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    My favourite part was when he took a wicket.
     
  8. Fufu Andronez

    Fufu Andronez First Grade

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    A homeless mans Andrew Symonds.
     
  9. MSIH

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    The best part about Glenn Maxwell, the X Factor, the Big Show is that there is no shot, no position he can't get into that he doesn't feel he can't hit the middle of the bat.
     
  10. Canard

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    Maxwell = The End of Hughes career
     
  11. AlwaysGreen

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    He's got all the toys this young talent.
     
  12. JW

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    The second coming of Kim Hughes.

    The X-Fapter to Brayshaw's loins.

    Forget women. Necks and The Big Show are all the porn a Victard needs.
     
  13. AlwaysGreen

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    He's an unbelievable young talent in an unbelievably talented cricket side.
     
  14. Horrie Is God

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    Deano's eyes are wide open..

    http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/the-big-show-must-go-on-but-first-maxwell-has-to-learn-his-lines-20130201-2dpyw.html

     
  15. aqua_duck

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    Deano is the first Victard that's actually made any sense instead of creaming his pants over The Big show x factor the dominator the assassin precocious talent Glenn Maxwell
     
  16. AlwaysGreen

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    :lol::lol: C'mon Deano.



    This unbelievable young talent has got all the toys and the wheels.
     
  17. jezmond

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    He really is the perfect player for test match cricket! :crazy::crazy:
     
  18. Meth

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    I don't really get the hate. I noticed that he was utterly rubbish v Sri Lanka, but the first time I saw him he more or less guided Australia to a win and series win v Pakistan. Not a bowler's arsehole, but shows a bit of promise with the bat. Is there something I've missed?
     
  19. Timbo

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    No, in fact you nailed it in one.

    I don't think anyone would argue that Maxwell isn't a useful batsman. But the fact of the matter is he's being selected as a spin-bowling all-rounder.

    He is not good enough to command a place in the national team as a top 6 batsman, and he's about our 373rd best spin bowler.
     
  20. hineyrulz

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    The main reason for the MaxDerp hate besides him being a Victard with a long face is the Fap fest over him by the likes of Slats,Brayshaw and Invers and Co.
     

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