Half man, half poo-ch!

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  1. Pantherjim.

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    https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp...identified-as-poo-jogger-20180607-p4zk1e.html

    Obviously missed puppy school at an early age...
     
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  2. Surely

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    Lol what a dickhead
     
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    Shit eh?
     
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    Is that the single greatest photo in Australian news history? I say yes
     
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    Caught with his pants down all right...
     
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    I wonder if his number 2 will replace him?
     
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    When i first saw it few days ago on the AFR website i thought it was stock/recreation photo... how good is it knowing that its actually him caught in the act.. and not some grainy CCTV footage but HD camera just as he looks up.. classic..
     
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    Even has just a suggestion of protruding chode/ballsack....
     
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    de40fe7b599551e51f73eb7e49f7cb48.jpeg

    You need to have the full shot and see the toilet paper in hand
     
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    Holy shit everything about this story is awesome.
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha... My wife nearly put the car into a roadwall from my spontaneous laughter.
     
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    Why? I can only come up with:
    1. He really doesn't like soneone who lives in that apartment.
    2. He is repaying someone who's dog crapped on his lawn.
    3. He gets off on doing it.
    4. He's f**ked in the head.
    5. He lost a bet.
    6. He has a medical problem where he loses his bowel when running.

    To be prepared with toilet paper and to do it in the same open place repeatedly... at least do it in the bushes.

    Piss funny that it's a public figure.
     
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    I’d almost definitely say 3, 4, or a combination of the two. If he just had a bowel control!issue he’d run near public toilets, he certainly wouldn’t repeatedly be shitting in the same place time and time again. I’d say it’s some sort of wierd fetish/compulsive behaviour.
     
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    4. For sure
     
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    If we only knew which political slant this guy had, we could turn this into the usual 4C thread.

    Is he leaning left or right in the photo??
     
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    Well he doesn't appear to have any balls so I'd say Inner Sydney left
     
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    Nah, corporate definitely a right wing puppy.

    The merkin would need to be insane,
     
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    You’d be surprised how many runners drop a deuce on trails and what not. I just don’t get it.

    I know that running in particular, especially distance running, can cause “runners trots”, hence why any half or full marathon race has plenty of portaloos every few kms. But Jesus if you know you have this issue, then you can take steps to manage it.

    The fact he carries paper with him tells me he has bowel issues. The fact he chose a darkened contrete driveway as opposed to a public toilet or at the least a private bush tells me he is a sociopath
     

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