Have you ever spoken to your willy before sex?

[expert]

I always offer the little fella some advice like "Go hard or go home" or "Stand up for what I want".. Feel free to share your stories.

 

[Dragon2010]

I just shove a needle in him and simply say, "Do your job". What every guy does right?

 

[Ojlovednicole]

haha I have done this

'Your my bulldog. You are THE Bulldog. Pulsate with stamina, show your cheese little bulldog, show your cheese. Truncheon of pleasure, bulldog of pleasure'

 

[God-King Dean]

haha I have done this

'Your my bulldog. You are THE Bulldog. Pulsate with stamina, show your cheese little bulldog, show your cheese. Truncheon of pleasure, bulldog of pleasure'

:lol:

 

[Ojlovednicole]

Tonight with some tinderbish i said

"yeah baby you killed elvis, you killed elvis bro.

Show me that s*** that killed elvis. Show me. f'n show me"

 

[LESStar58]

I gave mine a pep talk before I had my first root.

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't think I've ever talked to mine. He knows his job.

 

[Danish]

I've spoken to him the morning after a few times in my youth

Generally along the lines of "Look at what you did", or "I hope you are happy with yourself"

 

[adamkungl]

And was he happy?

 

[Misanthrope]

I believe I yelled at him once when I had a severe case of whiskey dick and really wanted the girl to leave.

 

[LESStar58]

Hahahahah! Misi! Gold!

 

[Danish]

And was he happy?

Generally by that stage he's passed out in a pile of his own making, but he looks quite content

 

[soc123_au]

I normaly congratulate mine afterwards on a job well done. Then we go to sleep.

 

[God-King Dean]

usually when I've had too many.

'Get up, get up! Don't die on me! You can do it, you're a fighter. You've always been a fighter. Don't give up!'

 

[Misanthrope]

And when it's finished, it can drunkenly slur "ADRIAN! ADRRIIIANNN!"

 

[madunit]

I always have to tell my willy to apologise for being destructive

 

[GongPanther]

I remember the first time I ejaculated...I thought I broke it.

 

[Misanthrope]

I just flipped my sheets so the mess was down near my feet.

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Once lol.

"Don't let me down"

Best 2.5 minutes or her life! Or so I assume.

 

[Misanthrope]

Once lol.

"Don't let me down"

Best 2.5 minutes or her life! Or so I assume.

Did you have the noose too tight?