How bad are we travelling

[chewsta]

Forum needs to organise a Bali end of season trip,

Now ya talkin! I call Shotgun, rooming with Sadshark.

 

[Card Shark]

Now ya talkin! I call Shotgun, rooming with Sadshark.

You can have him!!!!!

 

[glenmoresharkie]

I’ll room with Cardy or carch cos they seem like the best kaaarnts on this forum.

 

[Quigs]

I'll room with the Cap'n because people think that I am a lot younger than him.

 

[carcharias]

You’d love Bali quigs
I’ll take you to get your beard braided and then we hit the potato head
Get there early so we can get a banana lounge next to the pool.
Maybe take some selfies.
Hire a couple mopeds
Do a cooking class
Drink big bintangs while wearing Bintang singlets and boardies

 

[carcharias]

I’ll room with Cardy or carch cos they seem like the best kaaarnts on this forum.

Hope you’re ok with me bangin a tranny in the bed next to you.

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Hope you’re ok with me bangin a tranny in the bed next to you.

I’m ok with that

 

[carcharias]

I’m ok with that

Sweet
I’m thinking we stay in the cheapest accommodation we can find in the dead set smack bang centre of Kuta.

 

[bad boy bubby]

I've made it my lifes ambition to NEVER, EVER go to Bali.
The closest I've got is a stop over in Denpasar last year on my way home from Spain (I didnt leave the airport). I've seen enough Melbourne troglodytes with corn rows and aussie rules shorts to last me a life time.
I'll wave to you from Denia.

 

[carcharias]

I've made it my lifes ambition to NEVER, EVER go to Bali.
The closest I've got is a stop over in Denpasar last year on my way home from Spain (I didnt leave the airport). I've seen enough Melbourne troglodytes with corn rows and aussie rules shorts to last me a life time.
I'll wave to you from Denia.

I have to go there for family reasons
My bro has a business there and spends a lot of time there.
Which is weird because he is the last bloke I’d imagine living there.
He is actually moving there permanently soon.
It’s taken me since 1996 to work it out.
My tips
Organise a driver before arrival
Get them to stop at a supermarket to get cold beer on the way to accom
The traffic is horrendous- the cold beer will come into play now.
Do not under any circumstances go to Kuta
Get a villa
Seminyak is a good start.
Be polite to the locals and it is almost like Karma
Suddenly you’re cruising and they’ll leave you alone
Don’t get shit faced in public
Do it in the villa

It has changed massively over the last ten years.
The airport is awesome now.

 

[Frank Discussion]

I have to go there for family reasons
My bro has a business there and spends a lot of time there.
Which is weird because he is the last bloke I’d imagine living there.
He is actually moving there permanently soon.
It’s taken me since 1996 to work it out.
My tips
Organise a driver before arrival
Get them to stop at a supermarket to get cold beer on the way to accom
The traffic is horrendous- the cold beer will come into play now.
Do not under any circumstances go to Kuta
Get a villa
Seminyak is a good start.
Be polite to the locals and it is almost like Karma
Suddenly you’re cruising and they’ll leave you alone
Don’t get shit faced in public
Do it in the villa

It has changed massively over the last ten years.
The airport is awesome now.

Send me a message and Ill give you the number of a driver who will arrive with an esky of cold beer in the Kijang. Canggu is better than Seminyak these days.

If you follow Carchs advice you will have a great time.

 

[carcharias]

Villa at Nusa Lembongan is cool
The boat trip can get a bit hectic though.
Cangu is cool - pretty quiet .
Few waves there... loads of people on it though

 

[Generalzod]

I have to go there for family reasons
My bro has a business there and spends a lot of time there.
Which is weird because he is the last bloke I’d imagine living there.
He is actually moving there permanently soon.
It’s taken me since 1996 to work it out.
My tips
Organise a driver before arrival
Get them to stop at a supermarket to get cold beer on the way to accom
The traffic is horrendous- the cold beer will come into play now.
Do not under any circumstances go to Kuta
Get a villa
Seminyak is a good start.
Be polite to the locals and it is almost like Karma
Suddenly you’re cruising and they’ll leave you alone
Don’t get shit faced in public
Do it in the villa

It has changed massively over the last ten years.
The airport is awesome now.

I Havent been to Bali but I've been to Santorini beatiful.

 

[President Trump]

Bali is a bogan cesspit that should be avoided.

 

[Surely]

Bali is a bogan cesspit that should be avoided.

We should build a wall

 

[M2D2]

I've made it my lifes ambition to NEVER, EVER go to Bali.
The closest I've got is a stop over in Denpasar last year on my way home from Spain (I didnt leave the airport). I've seen enough Melbourne troglodytes with corn rows and aussie rules shorts to last me a life time.
I'll wave to you from Denia.

One of my friends wanted a group of us to go to Bali for a long weekend in May.
I told her in that i will never, ever go to Indonesia.
Dont drink beer, not a fan of bogans and i hate the tropics.
And she asked me first because she thought id have her back in convincing 2 other people. LOL

 

[carcharias]

My villa
With bar - bbq - chef - tv etc etc
Walk outside and there was a restaurant with the SOO on the big screen.
Just normal people watching the footy - from all over the world.


Nusa Lembongan
No crowds
No bogans


It’s like anywhere
There is very good and very bad.

Some cracking restaurants
Beautiful accommodation
Nusa Dua has nice beaches
Some absolutely smoking bands
Nusa Lembongan is awesome


Stay outta Kuta
It’s the Kogarah of Indonesia.

 

[carcharias]

Not to mention

 

[Card Shark]

I've made it my lifes ambition to NEVER, EVER go to Bali

You don’t know what you’re missin’.

Do you not wanna go there because you can’t handle the runs that well?

 

[bad boy bubby]

You don’t know what you’re missin’.

Do you not wanna go there because you can’t handle the runs that well?

I know that I don't want to hang around Aussie f**kwits when I travel.
Don't start stories on having the runs until you've had them in Morocco with a knife at your throat, Because that's a memory that lasts forever.