I'm gonna be rich, suckers!!

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  1. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Coach

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    Post your latest moronic bets.

    I went: chooks/Panthers/Raiders/dogs/Sharks/cows/tigers/warriors at 104 to 1. Yeehaa!!
     
  2. Gary Gutful

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    Tiger Woods to win the Masters.
     
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  3. Twizzle

    Twizzle The Alpha Male Staff Member

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    Eels would pay a lot more than Sharks
     
  4. Gary Gutful

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    That's why he is a dopey merkin.
     
  5. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Coach

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    Aren't the eels having the bye this week?
     
  6. Gary Gutful

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    The only bye this week is the "bye bye" that you'll be saying to your hard earned.
     
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    Tiger however?

    #MoneyInTheBank
     
  8. Poupou Escobar

    Poupou Escobar Immortal

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    Also when he settles for having sex with a man, after getting knocked back by numerous women this weekend.
     
  9. Bazal

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    Not enough exotics for me these days....I want a market for how many balls the Burgi drop between them, or how Robbie Farah celebrates a try should he score one....does he pull out an effigy of JT, drop his dacks and teabag it? Does he engage in fisticuffs with David Fa'alogo? Does he sit on the scoreboard drinking a vintage champagne?
     
  10. Bazal

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    Ain't nobody got time for that....I've only got one woman and she still knocks me back. Maybe I'll just join him now, save us both the trouble...
     
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  11. Gary Gutful

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    Bet 367 probably deal with some of those exotics.

    Instead of having Samuel L Jackson, they have Ernie DIngo as their ambassador.
     
  12. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Coach

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    Tigers at Leichhardt have a ridiculously good record vs the Storm. And those backstabbing, pea-hearted merkins have an incentive to put in this week.
     
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    Although, on the subject of betting, did anyone see Sportsbet on Facebook? They put up odds for a race first and snuck in some fake horses. Bet 365 copied the entire thing including the fake horses. Funny stuff.
     
  14. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Coach

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    Lol. World's greatest betting agency gotta save money to pay the angry black man somehow.
     
  15. Gary Gutful

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    I love that ad where they talk about not being anywhere where they can't access live sport. I know I have been on the shitter at times and thought it would be great to watch some sport, possibly an eels match.
     
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    I know after watching Eels matches I normally end up there anyway.
     
  17. Poupou Escobar

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    f**k that shit. I got erectile dysfunction long before mine could lose interest in sex.
     
  18. Gary Gutful

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    That's right. I figure it is easier to just start there, pants down, starfish puckered...
     
  19. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Coach

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    I hear there's a way you can solve that problem these days. I think it's called cuckoldry.
     
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    I'm a loser baby... Coach

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    Good point. I should have a tv in the dunny. Why is that not more common?
     

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