Injury Updates

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I believe he tried so hard that he injured his pyloric sphincter (which we are truly lucky that we have, given the function that it performs).

 

[hineyrulz]

The injury wasn’t caused until he tried to shit it out.

Now that’s what you call a calf injury.

No wonder why Humble was out for 6 months.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

At least f**king chew it first.

 

[Gronk]

 

[eels_fan]

NRL.com saying 2-4 weeks for Hayne

French touch & go to play

 

[T.S Quint]

Well shit.

 

[Chipmunk]

A few out at the moment

Jarryd Hayne - Quad - Round 9

Kane Evans - Ribs - Round 6

Bevan French - Shoulder - Round 6

Greg Leleisiuao - Ankle - Round 7

Jaeman Salmon - Neck - Round 5

Clint Gutherson - Knee - Round 8

Brad Takairangi - Eye Socket - Round 10

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2018/03/27/injury-report-round-four/

 

[strider]

Only hayne could suffer a 6 week injury kicking off ... ffs

 

[emjaycee]

Only hayne could suffer a 6 week injury kicking off ... ffs

Gutho back before Hayne... interesting times ahead if we are firing and Gutho grabs the fullback spot.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Only hayne could suffer a 6 week injury kicking off ... ffs

Eric Grothe Snr once injured himself running out at the start of the game before he crossed the sideline. Had to be replaced before the kick off.

 

[eel01s]

Only hayne could suffer a 6 week injury kicking off ... ffs

I have to admit it isn't a good look.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Only hayne could suffer a 6 week injury kicking off ... ffs

Wont be able to do any fitness work while he is "injured". What a waste of 500k. I hope we dont fall for this for another season.

 

[emjaycee]

Wont be able to do any fitness work while he is "injured". What a waste of 500k. I hope we dont fall for this for another season.

Smokescreen perhaps for "you have 6 weeks to get your fat ass fit or you don't get back on the field in this team".

 

[hybrideel]

Wont be able to do any fitness work while he is "injured". What a waste of 500k. I hope we dont fall for this for another season.

By the quotation marks I am assuming you believe he is faking the injury. He must be good if he is able to fool all the medical staff and ultrasounds etc.

 

[Gazzamatta]

By the quotation marks I am assuming you believe he is faking the injury. He must be good if he is able to fool all the medical staff and ultrasounds etc.

Na. No doubt he is injured. My concern is that, unlike Gutho, it will be, in his mind, a bona-fide excuse to not train.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He doesn’t look unfit.

 

[hybrideel]

Yeah I can see his just telling the coaching staff "nah I'm just going to sit around playing ps4 for 6 weeks" in a contract year

 

[Gazzamatta]

Yeah I can see his just telling the coaching staff "nah I'm just going to sit around playing ps4 for 6 weeks" in a contract year

Agreed. So can I.

 

[hybrideel]

What are you basing that opinion off? Media propaganda?

 

[emjaycee]

He doesn’t look unfit.

Maybe not when he is standing still or on TV, but I have been to 3 games so far this year and he has looked "unfit" to me in each of them.