Typical Ocker? Yeah, I have the hat with corks hangin' off it , I drink VB, wear shorts, singlet and thongs to my office job and I fart a lot because it's funny. I hate Poms 'cos they're all pooftas, drink warm Cat's piss and like their women four axe handles wide. Bazza McKenzie is the blueprint for my life. I dunno who I haven't had a blue with, I'm working my way up from the bottom to the top of the tree intelligence wise. That's why you've already been done.