Clark Griswold knew there was just one more threat left and victory was assured. He stalked his prey licking his lips and fondling his testicles, savouring the moment. He struck suddenly delivering a savage blow to the blonde man's head leaving him quite dead.
DB is Dead. He was Johnny Bravo. Dutchys Favourite Character Aligned Womanising Legend.
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"Wait. I thought you were supposed to be the indie?!"
Griswold turned around slowly to see the only other player left alive.
"You can't be him. We've seen who you are!"
A chuckle emerged from behind the other survivors festering face.
"I'm afraid not my good fellow. You only saw what I wanted you to see."
The man slowly slid off the borrowed faces he'd been wearing as a mask, revealing himself to be the cannibal they'd all been hunting.
"You see young man, you were mistaken. I wasn't trapped in this mad house with you... you were trapped in here with me."
Hannibal Lecter proceeded to eat the funniest man alive piece by piece with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.
Soc is Dead. He was Clark Griswold. Dutchys Favourite Rib Ticklers Aligned Funniest Man That Ever Was Or Will Be.
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Hoggmaster is ALIVE, and the WINNER. He is Hannibal Lecter. Dutchys Favourite Villain Aligned Cannibal.
GAME OVER
