Misanthrope's Significant Others (Season 1, coming soon to MTV)

[Helmet Man]

She didn't turn up ?

Two weeks is a long time. You should probably go ahead and throw out the sushi

You threw her down the abandoned well in your basement and plan to use her skin as part of a human skin suit you're making?

LOL funny merkins. I actually have this rape dungeon. PM me if interested xx.

 

[Helmet Man]

Truth. A lesson I wish I'd learned as a much younger man. The number of times I dumbly sat there oblivious only to find out they were interested years later is embarrassing.

Exactly. I was made aware that if a girl does come over it shows that they are comfortable and feel safe with the guy. Being comfortable with a guy is a signal that they are clearly into you. No girl wants to go over to a guy's house if they aren't interested in the guy. Like who the f**k would do that?

 

[Misanthrope]

Exactly. I was made aware that if a girl does come over it shows that they are comfortable and feel safe with the guy. Being comfortable with a guy is a signal that they are clearly into you. No girl wants to go over to a guy's house if they aren't interested in the guy. Like who the f**k would do that?

A girl who wants male friends?

 

[MsAnneThrope]

LOL funny merkins. I actually have this rape dungeon. PM me if interested xx.

Check your inbox ;-)

 

[Misanthrope]

My crazy ex emailed me out of the blue today after we'd not spoken in six months or so (and prior to that brief exchange, the nine months before). We broke up almost two years ago.

Her: Do you still have any of my stuff? If so, could I please get it back from you.

Me: Uh... I don't think I have any of your stuff. There might be a backpack laying about. Would you like it?

Her: No. I am missing some of my sexy costumes and a corset.

Me: I do not have those. I would remember having those.

Her: Are you sure?

Me: Yes. How is life?

Her: Silence.

/end

Such a weird email to get out of the blue.

 

[Twizzle]

they probabaly dont fit you anymore Bushy

 

[Eelementary]

My crazy ex emailed me out of the blue today after we'd not spoken in six months or so (and prior to that brief exchange, the nine months before). We broke up almost two years ago.

Her: Do you still have any of my stuff? If so, could I please get it back from you.

Me: Uh... I don't think I have any of your stuff. There might be a backpack laying about. Would you like it?

Her: No. I am missing some of my sexy costumes and a corset.

Me: I do not have those. I would remember having those.

Her: Are you sure?

Me: Yes. How is life?

Her: Silence.

/end

Such a weird email to get out of the blue.

She wants your D in and around her mouth.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I, uh, I... I think she wants to use them for someone else?!

 

[Eelementary]

I, uh, I... I think she wants to use them for someone else?!

It's Crazy Ex From Hell 101:

- message randomly after a long time
- go quiet when the conversation turns civil
- put "just moved in" sign in guy's head, because she's in there now.

 

[bartman]

I, uh, I... I think she wants to use them for someone else?!

Agree. She was probably just emailed in hope she wouldn't need to fork out to buy new "costumes" all over again. Once she realised Mis couldn't be of use to her.... simply leaves things dead again.

 

[Misanthrope]

Yeah, I'm under no illusions, nor would I deign to stick my dick in crazy again. She's been mooching off some poor Paki bastard for the last year or so. I'm sure he can fork out for something without my dried jizz on it.

 

[East Coast Tiger]

The world loves a love story.

 

[Twizzle]

sex sells

 

[Misanthrope]

I would like more of either. It's been slim pickings in Oz.

 

[East Coast Tiger]

Well there's only witches and munchkins. Not much to choose from.

 

[Misanthrope]

I just had a fan of my blog ask if i fancied her swinging by for a rendezvous while I'm on layover here in Johannesburg. Time to find out of she's as bold as those texts she's been sending...

 

[mackdadday]

Wait till you get a load of turkish girls, bushy berka timeeeee.

 

[Misanthrope]

Now I need a shower even more.

 

[Apey]

Got a bit of poo on it eh.

 

[Misanthrope]

No such luck. The number of girls willing to brave my impressive specimen in the rear room remains at one adventurous American.