Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

Yeah but what does Gary reckon?

He'll tell us all later, he's just had to dump some acid to absorb all the freaky possibilities

 

[Bazal]

It’s going to be f**king huge problem when these alien f**kers against us.

FFS mate, sharks aren't cephalopods!

 

[Bazal]

Bullshit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah but what does Gary reckon?

I like octafish!

 

[Dibs]

also its Yanny by the way

I heard whatever the other word was

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yanny for me. More like Yowie but anyway, nothing like Laurel.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Definitely Laurel.

 

[Bazal]

I hear Lucifer.

Should I be concerned?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Wife and I did some tests tonight. Turns out I can get Yanny or Laurel depending on what I think about beforehand...

 

[hindy111]

The ratio of shit:good is pretty similar in most western countries imo.

Can see why some people hate the states though.

I loved the states. Everytime theyd ask if I wanted ice in my drink and I asked whats ice. Then she would explain these cubes there like frozen. And id ask frozen cubes, where do they come from. And why would I want to put a frozen cube in my drink. Is this a trick? No it makes your drink cold sir.
Oh what a great idea. Yes I will have ice.

Why did I never get bored of this.

 

[hindy111]

I would. It’s fine.

Do you want Ice in your drink?

 

[hindy111]

True. Tracey Grimshaw would get wet over that.

Dont tempt me

 

[hindy111]

Went for a coffee with a mate yesterday.
Asked for a de caffed cause he doesnt want dairy or milk. Cause thats what a de caffed is right? f**king embarrased me AT MY LOCAL.
Dope

 

[hindy111]

I also remember LA airport. Right hand index finger sir...

Sorry mate what was that.
Right hand index finger sir.

Sorry mate slow it down and say it again.

Its not hard sir right hand index finger or go to the back of line.

Land of milk and honey my ass

 

[Gary Gutful]

I also remember LA airport. Right hand index finger sir...

Sorry mate what was that.
Right hand index finger sir.

Sorry mate slow it down and say it again.

Its not hard sir right hand index finger or go to the back of line.

Land of milk and honey my ass

FFS, right index finger!

 

[The EELiminator]

Went for a coffee with a mate yesterday.
Asked for a de caffed cause he doesnt want dairy or milk. Cause thats what a de caffed is right? f**king embarrased me AT MY LOCAL.
Dope

why not just ask for a black coffee?
the better question is why are you hanging out with this dope

 

[hindy111]

why not just ask for a black coffee?
the better question is why are you hanging out with this dope

Thst is what he ended up with a de caffed long black.

 

[The EELiminator]

Thst is what he ended up with a de caffed long black.

so why not ask for a long black in the first place?
what's his issue with dairy is he lactose intolerant or just a vegan merkin

 

[hindy111]

so why not ask for a long black in the first place?
what's his issue with dairy is he lactose intolerant or just a vegan merkin

Always has a problem. It is quite comical. Rubs , swallows and smells all sorts of natural remedies.

 

[The EELiminator]

Always has a problem. It is quite comical. Rubs , swallows and smells all sorts of natural remedies.