Owen C

[tigamitch]

so fellas is he gonna go on another diet at the start of the year?
im gonna eat ya get in my belly!

 

[HappyTiger]

We dont call him Fattie O for no reason :lol: :lol:

 

[madunit]

He'll go on about 15 diets, just so that he can keep his food intake at the same level. :lol:

 

[HappyTiger]

Yeah variety is important in a diet.It cant just be all cheeseburgers.Ull find owen will be eating a mix of Pizzas,KF and Hungry Jacks.The closest he'll get to vegetables is HJ's Onion Rings. :lol: :lol: And for training.............um well he'll give his mouth a good workout.

 

[madunit]

His training consists of doing laps around the cafeteria fridge. :lol:

 

[HappyTiger]

I think theres Spoon to mouth stretches.Table to Kitchen Sink Marathon and then theres a Kitchen sink to Toilet crapathon :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[madunit]

The Kitchen to toilet crapathon had to be shortened as it was too strenuous for Owen to do, it has since become the Kitchen to Kitchen sink crapathon. By doing this he also fits in with the hygiene level of the rest of South Sydney :lol: :lol:

 

[HappyTiger]

He gives himself an great upper body workout too.Lifting that large frame of his up to the kitchen sink.Ionly fear for his neighbours afterwards.With such a healthy diet the smell could only be described as........Heavenly. :lol:

 

[madunit]

His neighbours wouldn't know anything about the smell, they'd be too pissed to realise what's going on anyways.

 

[Tigerpete]

There's been talk by a few of his neighbours that due to the league off season, the need for a crane to transport owen is becoming a real possiblility. Apparently the medi cab is breaking down continuously because of the amount of pressure on it by owne's weight gains. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[HappyTiger]

Dont tell me theyre gonna have to call in the jaws of life to extract him from the couch.

 

[tigamitch]

nah he'll do a ride... to the fridge on his disabilty scooter

 

[HappyTiger]

Oh no.Dont tell me he put the Aussie Stadium Medi Cab out of service.I cant see the the scooter lasting too long b4 that buckles under the pressure. :lol: :lol:

 

[Tigerpete]

I can see the crane making its appearance soon! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Slugs]

I can see the crane making its appearance soon! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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MERGED SCUM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[HappyTiger]

I wonder what its load capacity is.We might need to get in a second one.And we'll just have to ship him to the middle of Redfern Oval cuz he aint gonna fit anywhere else. :lol:

 

[Slugs]

I wonder what its load capacity is.We might need to get in a second one.And we'll just have to ship him to the middle of Redfern Oval cuz he aint gonna fit anywhere else. :lol:

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MERGED SCUM :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[madunit]

......and back to the bottom

SOUTHS SLOPS

 

[Slugs]

......and back to the bottom

SOUTHS SLOPS

.....and back to the top

MERGED SCUM :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[madunit]

......and back to the bottom

SOUTHS SLOPS