Parramatta Eels Juniors

[hineyrulz]

He's obviously not big and fat enough.

Does salt go with Salmon???

 

[Bazal]

Does salt go with Salmon???

Pepper is better.

Uh oh...

 

[hineyrulz]

Pepper is better.

Uh oh...

Triggered!!!!

 

[Bazal]

Triggered!!!!

Pepper? PEPPER?????

 

[T.S Quint]

Does salt go with Salmon???

It goes great with soy.

I'm not sure what that means though.

 

[Bazal]

It goes great with soy.

I'm not sure what that means though.

Soy? THAT'S BROWN TOO!!!

 

[T-Boon]

SG Ball utility Jaeman Salmon is only 18 but the Eels think so highly of him that they have given him a three-year deal.

A centre, five-eighth or second-rower, Salmon is a local junior from Sharks' nursery De La Salle Caringbah and officials are not happy he escaped the net.

Can we nickname him Rushdie?

 

[T.S Quint]

Soy? THAT'S BROWN TOO!!!

I thought it may have been a sign we need more Asian players.

 

[Bazal]

I thought it may have been a sign we need more Asian players.

OMG....sumos!

A pack full of them wins the comp easy, based on the fat prop equation of 2017....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

OMG....sumos!

A pack full of them wins the comp easy, based on the fat prop equation of 2017....

I actually would like to see a team with one sumo. Very handy if you need a try.

 

[T.S Quint]

Not very handy in terms of endurance, I wouldn't think though.

 

[Bazal]

I actually would like to see a team with one sumo. Very handy if you need a try.

That's looser talk....more fat blokes = more wins

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It's just what's his name from the dogs taken to the extreme. Make the other guys work harder.

 

[ALX25]

Sharks clearly were asleep WTF comes to mind. Salmon is a unique player, some might say a younger version of Jack Bird, but with more ball playing abilities.

 

[rugby league fan]

Sharks clearly were asleep WTF comes to mind. Salmon is a unique player, some might say a younger version of Jack Bird, but with more ball playing abilities.

Great player, But I don't see him as a 5/8. He played his best footy on the edge in the back row. But id love to see him play lock

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm sure every NRL player spent time in junior footy at 'five eight' [sic]

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Great player, But I don't see him as a 5/8. He played his best footy on the edge in the back row. But id love to see him play lock

I think with his size and footballing ability we'll probably see him in the centres next year if he plays in the 20's. Then again given our backline options (Barnes, Dunster, Parry, Aukafolau, Afualo, Fonua, Kei, Nohra) he may be played in the second-row but even there we have Faiinga, Utoikamanu and Clifford all big minute players. But I don't think there's any way he starts in the halves with Brown and Taipari ahead of him... maybe he plays ISP?

 

[hindy111]

Not very handy in terms of endurance, I wouldn't think though.

I heard sumo can make love for hours ao lota of endurance
Like a big turtle. Maybe ask Gary the marine biologist.

 

[hindy111]

Sharks clearly were asleep WTF comes to mind. Salmon is a unique player, some might say a younger version of Jack Bird, but with more ball playing abilities.

Maybe they didn't want sharks and Salmon in the same waters

 

[T.S Quint]

I heard sumo can make love for hours ao lota of endurance
Like a big turtle. Maybe ask Gary the marine biologist.

I doubt the sumo would be on top.