People you want to punch in the face

[veggiepatch1959]

Bro, when I was at First Choice years ago, we got these new acrylic floors laid down. Some merkin moved a scissor gate, several trolleys full of stock, and stepped under tape to get to the (empty because the floors were being done) red wine section.

There was an imprint of the stupid assholes boot in the floor until the day the store was knocked down...

He should be punched in the face for attempting to buy red wine.

Putrid stuff.

 

[Bazal]

He should be punched in the face for attempting to buy red wine.

Putrid stuff.

Just because you're a gormless bogan doesn't mean everyone has their taste buds in their sphincter...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Like brooks

 

[Life's Good]

Like brooks

You like him, but want to punch him?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Yep. Just kinky that way

 

[Life's Good]

People who drive & talk on their mobile despite having Bluetooth connectivity. What is wrong with these fckwits?

 

[Whino]

Annoying telemarketing callers.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Annoying telemarketing callers.

There are telemarketers that aren't annoying?

 

[Whino]

There are telemarketers that aren't annoying?

Haven't heard from one yet that wasn't.

 

[horrie hastings]

People who drive & talk on their mobile despite having Bluetooth connectivity. What is wrong with these fckwits?

That does my head in,as a passenger the other day I watched a tradie in his Ute talking away and not drawing breath for at least 7 mins on a very major road, he was ducking in and out and changing lanes while still holding and talking on his phone. Never see the police around when these things happen.

 

[veggiepatch1959]

The prick who tried to barge onto a city bound train at Clayton station while me and several others tried to get off.

A well disguised drop of the shoulder and he ended up on his arse along with his trolley suitcase on the platform. Should have trod on him on the way past.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Vegans

 

[Whino]

Peter Fitzsimons

 

[Whino]

Josh Massoud.

 

[Tronald Crump]

Clive Palmer.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Clive Palmer.

Well... You won't hurt your hand...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Well... You won't hurt your hand...

He might eat it

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

He might eat it

Only in small serves...

 

[muzby]

Annoying telemarketing callers.

i have the proud distinction of having every telemarketer hang up on ME...

even got one today..


telemarketer: "blah blah blah electricity we want to offer you 42% discount on your current bill"

me: "why would i take a lower discount than what i'm getting now?"

telemarketer: "what's your current discount? we'll beat it"

me: "100%."

telemarketer: "but that means you'd be getting it for free"

me: "i am. so by beating that, you're saying you're going to pay me for using electricity. will you be paying me by cheque or direct bank transfer? personally i'd prefer cash as i don't really want to pay tax on the money you'll be giving me"

telemarketer: "*silence*

me: "give me my goddamn money!"

and suddenly he's gone...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I usually just tell them if they can hold for second and just never come back to the phone