Poll - Which would you want? Be consistent or win the premiership?

[Bazal]

Thanks Gary.

Ah f**k, did I forget to switch accounts?

 

[Gary Gutful]

She knows it was you Gary. Your sister's? You f**kn sicko.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Ah f**k, did I forget to switch accounts?

Aha! I knew it! The marine biologist shit gave it away for me. Frederick Forsythe, eat your heart out!

 

[Bazal]

Aha! I knew it! The marine biologist shit gave it away for me. Frederick Forsythe, eat your heart out!

Well actually I'm just a figment of Gary's imagination brought to life in internet form....

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Well actually I'm just a figment of Gary's imagination brought to life in internet form....

What you might call a secondary internet persona?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hi @Glenneel

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Hi @Glenneel

* Phartman

 

[Bazal]

What you might call a secondary internet persona?

Oh it's nothing as mundane as an alt.

It's kind of like internet schizophrenia. But with marine mammals. And semen.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Oh it's nothing as mundane as an alt.

It's kind of like internet schizophrenia. But with marine mammals. And semen.

So much semen.

 

[Bazal]

Hi @Glenneel

Is it two ns? I care so little I genuinely thought it was one....

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Oh it's nothing as mundane as an alt.

It's kind of like internet schizophrenia. But with marine mammals. And semen.

Good shit. That sounds much more exciting.

 

[Bazal]

Good shit. That sounds much more exciting.

Look, the truth is we're all just spasms of Twizzle's decaying mind anyway, so why worry?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is it two ns? I care so little I genuinely thought it was one....

Just the one - Semen

 

[Bazal]

Just the one - Semen

Semeneel?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Look, the truth is we're all just spasms of Twizzle's decaying mind anyway, so why worry?

You got decaying right.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

My mother's mouth contains rotten teeth and halitosis. If you want to put your sorry prick in there and squirt your semen, go for your life, she could do with a thrill.

 

[Gary Gutful]

My mother's mouth contains rotten teeth and halitosis. If you want to put your sorry prick in there and squirt your semen, go for your life, she could do with a thrill.

You are talking to a meme mate. It can't respond.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

You are talking to a meme mate. It can't respond.

Excuse me, was I responding to you?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Excuse me, was I responding to you?

Sorry, I'll let Boony respond.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FFS Boony, we haven't got all night!