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Akin to the Random Wikipedia Rumble I'm running in the FFB, I thought it only made sense to do a proper wrestling rumble here in the wrestling boards.
How it Works
In traditional Royal Rumble style, two men start the bout. The workers who enter (and the order) is determined by the Pro Wrestling Wiki 'Random Page' button.
We then have a vote. After five votes, the next entrant steps into the squared circle. If a worker gets five votes, they're eliminated.
Votes stick, but they drop by one with each new entrant.
Without further ado...
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Entrants
1. Ernie Osiris
2. Brett Barnes
3. Santino Marella
4. Kurt Angle
5. Chris Benoit
6. Haystacks Calhoun
7. The Miz
8. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart
9. Raymond Rougeau
10. Yokozuna
11. Jack Toxic
12. Jerry Lawler
13. Ludvig Borga
14. Dante Dash
15. Gillberg
16. Damien Sandow
17. Drake Younger
18. La Sombra
19. Adrian Neville/PAC
20. Johnny Devine
21. The British Bulldog
22. Mike Knox
23. Wrath
24. Raven
25. Fuerza Guerrera
26. Razor Ramon
27. Goldberg
28. Goldust
29. Sid Vicious
30. Undertaker
Eliminations
1. Ernie Osiris (by Kurt Angle)
2. Brett Barnes (by Haystacks Calhoun)
3. Chris Benoit (by Haystacks Calhoun)
4. The Miz (by Kurt Angle)
5. Haystacks Calhoun (by Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Raymond Rougeau, and Yokozuna)
6. Jack Toxic (by Yokozuna)
7. Santino Marella (by Raymond Rougeau)
8. Raymond Rougeau (by Larry Sweeney)
9. Ludvig Borga (by Damien Sandow)
10. Dante Dash (by Yokozuna)
11. Yokozuna (by Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, La Sombra, Adrian Neville, Johnny Devine, Drake Younger, Damien Sandow, and Gillberg)
12. Gillberg (by Kurt Angle)
13. Drake Younger (by Raven)
14. Damien Sandow (by The British Bulldog)
15. Mike Knox (by Razor Ramon)
16. Adrian Neville (by Goldberg)
17. Johnny Devine (by Goldust)
18. Fuerza Guerrera (by Undertaker)
19. La Sombra (by Undertaker)
20. Wrath (by Goldberg)
21. Sid Vicious (by Kurt Angle)
22. Goldust (by Raven)
Most Eliminations
Kurt Angle: 6
Yokozuna: 3
Bret Hart: 2
Damien Sandow: 2
Goldberg: 2
Haystacks Calhoun: 2
Raven: 2
Raymond Rougeau: 2
Undertaker: 2
Adrian Neville: 1
British Bulldog: 1
Drake Younger: 1
Gillberg: 1
Goldust: 1
Johnny Devine: 1
Larry Sweeney: 1
La Sombra: 1
Razor Ramon: 1
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We're here in Madison Square Garden for this auspicious event - the first ever Wrestling Royal Rumble featuring workers from all around the world and throughout time as well! Alive or dead, you can still win the biggest title of them all - the WWFWCWAPWTNAECW Universal Title!
"We're in for a real slobber-knocker tonight, folks!" JR jiggles enthusiastically as he speaks, "It's going to be a hellacious thirty man, over the top rumble for the right to be the first ever WWFWCWAPWTNAECW Universal Champion!"
"Puppies!" shouts Jerry 'The King' Lawler, "Puppies!"
"It's a real vintage match we've got tonight," Michael Cole opines, " A kind of modified Royal Rumble".
"Good God," Vince McMahon pipes in, "What kind of madness is this! A WWE copyrighted worker had better win"
And just like that, entrant #1 is on their way down to the ring. The strains of Johnny Cash's God's Gonna Cut You Down hit as ROH's Ernie Osiris (http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_Osiris) makes his way down to the ring to something between tumbleweeds and crickets.
"It's Ernie 'Ernesto' Osiris of Ring of Honor fame," shouts JR, "What a big challenge lies before this young blue chipper. He'll have to go through 29 other superstars to be crowned the champion. How do you rate his chances, Cole?"
"Well, I'd say about 1 in 30, JR," Cole replies, "What do you think, King?"
"Puppies!"
Entrant #2 is on their way out now. Generic house music reckons one time TNA Gut Check participant, Brett Barnes walks out to the ring.
And if Ernie Osiris was met with indifference, Barnes' entrance literally sucks the life out of the arena. Several older members of the audience die like Nazis in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
[youtube]DGFuHC75aY[/youtube]
"I don't know who this is," Vincent McMahon admits frankly, "But you've got to admire that finely sculpted physique. It's just impressive. It's almost enough to make a man's grapefruits swell..."
"Uh..." Cole fumbles, "I think Mr. McMahon needs a bathroom break. But the action in ring is set to hot up!"
Time to Vote
Brett Barnes: 0
Ernie Osiris: 0
How it Works
In traditional Royal Rumble style, two men start the bout. The workers who enter (and the order) is determined by the Pro Wrestling Wiki 'Random Page' button.
We then have a vote. After five votes, the next entrant steps into the squared circle. If a worker gets five votes, they're eliminated.
Votes stick, but they drop by one with each new entrant.
Without further ado...
----------------
Entrants
1. Ernie Osiris
2. Brett Barnes
3. Santino Marella
4. Kurt Angle
5. Chris Benoit
6. Haystacks Calhoun
7. The Miz
8. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart
9. Raymond Rougeau
10. Yokozuna
11. Jack Toxic
12. Jerry Lawler
13. Ludvig Borga
14. Dante Dash
15. Gillberg
16. Damien Sandow
17. Drake Younger
18. La Sombra
19. Adrian Neville/PAC
20. Johnny Devine
21. The British Bulldog
22. Mike Knox
23. Wrath
24. Raven
25. Fuerza Guerrera
26. Razor Ramon
27. Goldberg
28. Goldust
29. Sid Vicious
30. Undertaker
Eliminations
1. Ernie Osiris (by Kurt Angle)
2. Brett Barnes (by Haystacks Calhoun)
3. Chris Benoit (by Haystacks Calhoun)
4. The Miz (by Kurt Angle)
5. Haystacks Calhoun (by Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Raymond Rougeau, and Yokozuna)
6. Jack Toxic (by Yokozuna)
7. Santino Marella (by Raymond Rougeau)
8. Raymond Rougeau (by Larry Sweeney)
9. Ludvig Borga (by Damien Sandow)
10. Dante Dash (by Yokozuna)
11. Yokozuna (by Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, La Sombra, Adrian Neville, Johnny Devine, Drake Younger, Damien Sandow, and Gillberg)
12. Gillberg (by Kurt Angle)
13. Drake Younger (by Raven)
14. Damien Sandow (by The British Bulldog)
15. Mike Knox (by Razor Ramon)
16. Adrian Neville (by Goldberg)
17. Johnny Devine (by Goldust)
18. Fuerza Guerrera (by Undertaker)
19. La Sombra (by Undertaker)
20. Wrath (by Goldberg)
21. Sid Vicious (by Kurt Angle)
22. Goldust (by Raven)
Most Eliminations
Kurt Angle: 6
Yokozuna: 3
Bret Hart: 2
Damien Sandow: 2
Goldberg: 2
Haystacks Calhoun: 2
Raven: 2
Raymond Rougeau: 2
Undertaker: 2
Adrian Neville: 1
British Bulldog: 1
Drake Younger: 1
Gillberg: 1
Goldust: 1
Johnny Devine: 1
Larry Sweeney: 1
La Sombra: 1
Razor Ramon: 1
-------------
We're here in Madison Square Garden for this auspicious event - the first ever Wrestling Royal Rumble featuring workers from all around the world and throughout time as well! Alive or dead, you can still win the biggest title of them all - the WWFWCWAPWTNAECW Universal Title!
"We're in for a real slobber-knocker tonight, folks!" JR jiggles enthusiastically as he speaks, "It's going to be a hellacious thirty man, over the top rumble for the right to be the first ever WWFWCWAPWTNAECW Universal Champion!"
"Puppies!" shouts Jerry 'The King' Lawler, "Puppies!"
"It's a real vintage match we've got tonight," Michael Cole opines, " A kind of modified Royal Rumble".
"Good God," Vince McMahon pipes in, "What kind of madness is this! A WWE copyrighted worker had better win"
And just like that, entrant #1 is on their way down to the ring. The strains of Johnny Cash's God's Gonna Cut You Down hit as ROH's Ernie Osiris (http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Ernie_Osiris) makes his way down to the ring to something between tumbleweeds and crickets.
"It's Ernie 'Ernesto' Osiris of Ring of Honor fame," shouts JR, "What a big challenge lies before this young blue chipper. He'll have to go through 29 other superstars to be crowned the champion. How do you rate his chances, Cole?"
"Well, I'd say about 1 in 30, JR," Cole replies, "What do you think, King?"
"Puppies!"
Entrant #2 is on their way out now. Generic house music reckons one time TNA Gut Check participant, Brett Barnes walks out to the ring.
And if Ernie Osiris was met with indifference, Barnes' entrance literally sucks the life out of the arena. Several older members of the audience die like Nazis in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
[youtube]DGFuHC75aY[/youtube]
"I don't know who this is," Vincent McMahon admits frankly, "But you've got to admire that finely sculpted physique. It's just impressive. It's almost enough to make a man's grapefruits swell..."
"Uh..." Cole fumbles, "I think Mr. McMahon needs a bathroom break. But the action in ring is set to hot up!"
Time to Vote
Brett Barnes: 0
Ernie Osiris: 0
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