A little grand final humour... I like Roosters #6 and Penrith #11
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SYDNEY ROOSTERS SUPPORTER WHEN:
1. Your players have matching Knee and Shoulder strapping that doesn't clash with the team Uniform.
2. You're disappointed that the coffee at the Stadium Kiosk is not imported from some wealthy farmer in an exotic Third World Country.
3. You grimace every time a scrum packs down just thinking of the damage it will do to your team's hairstyles.
4. Your preference in poultry mysteriously changes when the Roosters start losing games, Oh how I love those Swans and vice versa.
5. Your Studio Apartment is the equivalent in price to 2 Mansions in Penrith.
6. A Land Rover or equivalent 4WD is a must for conquering the unforgiving terrain between Rose Bay and Bondi.
7. The Roosters are a bit of trivial entertainment between the Super 12
Rugby and the Head of the River Rowing Competition.
8. You have a wealth of friends, One's on $150K, another is on $300K,
another is on....
9. You have a Private School Emblem sticker on the back of your car to
remind the Chauffeur where to pick the kids up from.
10. You consider the trip to Telstra Stadium in Homebush an Outback
Adventure into the Wild West (Thank god for that Landrover).
11. You do occasionally get amongst the common people, with windows
securely shut on the way down to the snow (Landrover to the rescue again).
12. A Friday night out consists of going to an overpriced bar in an
overpriced suit, boasting about your overhyped profession and pulling
overpriced women.
13. Your inflated ego is counterbalanced by your 5 centimetre mobile phone.
14. Red, blue and White goes with more outfits than Black, Red, Yellow and Green.
15. A Roosters Jersey is acceptable apparel only when worn over your
designer Skivvy for quick disposal after the game.
16. A touch judge is an official determining the best biceps on Mardi Gras.
17. You complain that the Salary Cap needs to be increased so you can
snatch that lovely looking Ryan Girdler and Michael De Vere.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PENRITH PANTHERS SUPPORTER WHEN:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: "Carn the
Panthers."
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its
wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much
petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.
