Rumours and Stuff

[Gary Gutful]

You stay the f**k out of that ocean! That's community space.

Lots of do-gooders are getting all uppity about coral bleaching and climate change but it is a well known fact that the damage caused by people washing their cakeholes in the ocean is much greater.

 

[Avenger]

And you're a bitter, hateful, unimaginative little merkin at heart....deadset, the reason bortman wasn't funny is because it was absolutely no different than reading your actual posts. What's the point in making a parody of a parody?

You're a joke mate. A joke without a punchline.

Lol. Simply calling it as I see it is hardly a meltdown. You twat about, following any poster who dares disagree with your precious anti-Hayne bollocks and being a patronising, sarcastic douche-waffle but the second anyone calls you on it you start going "waahhhh, attacking the man, way to overreact, waaaahhhh". It's quite funny....like, in the way a Trump voter being interviewed about Obamacare is funny. It's sad, it's pathetic, and it's honestly a little bit infuriating, but you can't help but laugh anyway.

I mean, if you were a little bit imaginative, or a little bit unpredictable or funny, it would be quite fun. A bit of mental stimulation, a little difference of opinion and a few meaningless and amusing jabs at each other. Plenty of us here enjoy interactions like that with each other all the time. But you're just so f**king one dimensional and boring....you're like an anti-vaxxer or one of those weird breastfeeding zealots, smug and condescending when you're dishing it out then crying foul when someone dares give it back to you....there is literally zero point ever trying to have a discussion with you.

Bazal 2 Bartman 0

hahahahah

Suck it up you shit stirrer. Best spray in a long time.

 

[Bazal]

Lots of do-gooders are getting all uppity about coral bleaching and climate change but it is a well known fact that the damage caused by people washing their cakeholes in the ocean is much greater.

Unregulated cake hole washing leads to algal blooms, which cause fish die offs, coral bleaching, and ickiness.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I live in Canberra. I don't have a pool, but there's a dirty great lake. And tbh adding undiluted human waste to it will probably make it cleaner....

So when Bart gets out it will make it dirtier again?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Unregulated cake hole washing leads to algal blooms, which cause fish die offs, coral bleaching, and ickiness.

I recycle my cakehole wash.

 

[Bazal]

I recycle my cakehole wash.

Cake hole wash water makes a great organic spray for the veggies...or so Casper tells me.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Actually Aquaman owns the ocean. Ask Gary, he's a marine biologist.

I would but I'm starting to think that the closest Gary's been to an ocean in many years is when he passed out in the shower and blocked the drain.

 

[Bazal]

I would but I'm starting to think that the closest Gary's been to an ocean in many years is when he passed out in the shower and blocked the drain.

I can vouch for the fact that Gary is one of the world's leading authorities on the Scorpaeniforme family.....

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Lots of do-gooders are getting all uppity about coral bleaching and climate change but it is a well known fact that the damage caused by people washing their cakeholes in the ocean is much greater.

Is a cake hole not a mouth? You're saying that Bart talks shit?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

If not, there's no way I'm attending a birthday party at your place.

 

[Bazal]

If not, there's no way I'm attending a birthday party at your place.

Mate, Chinese businessmen pay thousands for that sort of thing. You should be grateful!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Mate, Chinese businessmen pay thousands for that sort of thing. You should be grateful!

Fair point. No wonder he can afford an endless supply of poncy beers.

 

[strider]

Unregulated cake hole washing leads to algal blooms, which cause fish die offs, coral bleaching, and ickiness.

f**k the fish and coral ... im totally anti-ickiness

 

[Bazal]

Lots of do-gooders are getting all uppity about coral bleaching and climate change but it is a well known fact that the damage caused by people washing their cakeholes in the ocean is much greater.

Also, I think the important question here is that coral bleaching is all well and good, but do the do-gooders have an issue with cake hole bleaching?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Not sure. But plenty have an issue with cake hole breaching.

 

[bartman]

Lol. Simply calling it as I see it is hardly a meltdown.

Ah, how did I miss this... somewhat massive escalation from what was originally just an eight word post, simply responding to your own comment that Hayne was developed in Tigers junior territories?

The rest of you post was tl:dr, but thanks anyway. Suffice to conclude that the moment a person switches from actually discussing the topic raised in a thread, to deciding to try and spend more effort attempting a shot at another person on the forum is a telling sign of some form of internal deficiency... but there is help available for people who are distressed by basic comments on internet forums.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I would but I'm starting to think that the closest Gary's been to an ocean in many years is when he passed out in the shower and blocked the drain.

The ocean is a very dangerous place.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Besides, why go to the ocean when the ocean can come to you?

 

[oldmancraigy]

To recruit a dominant NYC player from another club is extremely rare, and would have to take significant cash. We obviously signed him for a reason.

True.
Clubs like to hang on to their best NYC players and have them play cheap their first few years of grade to balance the squad.

350k would poach the best winger in the NYC - throw it at Nick Cotric. That guy has something special to his game (although contracted through 2018 i think?)

But I might be wrong about the amount required given Ponga is getting 600k per (which will be a massive bargain if he is as good as he is made out to be and plays FB)

 

[Eelementary]

Ah, how did I miss this... somewhat massive escalation from what was originally just an eight word post, simply responding to your own comment that Hayne was developed in Tigers junior territories?

The rest of you post was tl:dr, but thanks anyway. Suffice to conclude that the moment a person switches from actually discussing the topic raised in a thread, to deciding to try and spend more effort attempting a shot at another person on the forum is a telling sign of some form of internal deficiency... but there is help available for people who are distressed by basic comments on internet forums.

Lol the irony is delicious.