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Sharks Poem

Kasper

Bench
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Sharks
Their coach is named Anderson
Will he be sacked like his ugly son?
or will they give him one more kick in the bum
The clubs favourite son plays fullback
but his team isn't going so peachey as his name would suggest
But they have Kimmorley and when it comes to toughness he is best
He played on for ages with a broken jaw
and tried to play on with a busted ball
now that is a bloke we can admire
unlike the wedgie man who should retire
He is old and slow and reverts to wedgies
coz his tackles are unaffective
They have a big talent in Bailey
but if Ando go's will he stay
I'd say no, but hey...
what do I know
This team has a young ball hog named Bird
He could be a good player, he has talent to burn
they have uncovered a great player in Hilder
Will his second season be as great?
Even though this team may look down
and their coach never loses his frown
they have made some good buys
like the pirate looking kiwi
and the bloke who left those silly bunnies
Goes by the name of Merrit
he is fast and has a decent step
Well with these try scoring buys..
will their troubles say good bye
A couple of hundred days till we find out
if these sharks will have any bite.

Don't get offended if there is something you don't like, its all in good fun. To see the rest of my rugby league poems head down to the firkin fun bar.
 
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