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The presidents of Cascade, Tooheys, XXXX and Carlton were at an
international beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together
and the waitress asks what they want to drink
The president of Cascade says without hesitation..."I'll have a Cascade
Draught."
The president of Tooheys smiles and says..."I'll have a Tooheys New,
brewed from pure mountain water!"
The guy from Carlton proudly says..."I'll have a Carlton Cold, the King
of Beers!"
The guy from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says..."I'll have a
Pepsi."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and
says, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, then neitherwill I."
QUEENSLANDER
international beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together
and the waitress asks what they want to drink
The president of Cascade says without hesitation..."I'll have a Cascade
Draught."
The president of Tooheys smiles and says..."I'll have a Tooheys New,
brewed from pure mountain water!"
The guy from Carlton proudly says..."I'll have a Carlton Cold, the King
of Beers!"
The guy from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says..."I'll have a
Pepsi."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and
says, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, then neitherwill I."
QUEENSLANDER