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[Berkeley_Eagle]

sms' have started

hears there's a New show coming out of Bleak City..... UnderBellamy ...


heard that Wally Waldron is on MasterChef ...... Cooking the books

Hey diddle diddle, the Storms books were fiddled,
They celebrated way too soon,
The Sea Eagle laughed to see such a rort,
And the scum ran away with the spoon

 

[cleary89]

What has 26 legs and cant climb a ladder?

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

The Sea Eagle laughed to see such a rort,

You are kidding. Manly are just filthy.

 

[kia ora storm]

Not bad...

 

[Fein]

Epic fail

 

[Ulysseus]

I got a great joke.
The storm fans, particularly on here, who buried their head in the sand whenever someone mentioned that it looked suspicious that they were able to retai all these players.

Don't worry, when the forum isn't as busy I am going to go through a sh*tload of threads and make one epically awesome thread of some of the best quotes.

Funny how a few hours can change everything though eh guys?
Two weeks ago they were the most important thing to the NRL's TV deal, today, they are absolute poison.
In business, an hour is a longtime, a week is a lifetimes and a year an eternity - from a business perspective, it'll be a few eternities before this club is considered legitimate again.

 

[Alex28]

Try harder champ.

 

[Cerne Abbas Giant]

Sorry Finchy. It was good while it lasted.

 

[Ulysseus]

But but but but but the TV rights......................

 

[Ulysseus]

The dynasty that was allegedly sabotaged by AFL spies.
2006-robbed
2007-redeemed, premiers
2008-death by media
2009-redeemed, premiers
2010-redeemed, world club champions

adjust for now

The dynasty that was allegedly sabotaged by AFL spies.
2006-fraud
2007-lies
2008-rorting
2009-bullsh*t
2010-exposed

 

[Dragonstyle]

storm fans tears bring me happiness. go watch afl, we don't need you

 

[Fein]

storm fans tears bring me happiness. go watch afl, we don't need you

Scum fan, scum attitude.

Funny how the Wests Tigers fans handled the merge so well but you merkins couldn't!!! :lol:

 

[natheel]

facebook group: on a scale of 1 and melbourne storm rate how f**ked you are

 

[Pazza]

What has 26 legs and cant climb a ladder?

the cronulla sharks

 

[Someone]

hey hey, sharks have no money and didnt cheat. i have a ton more respect for them than the storm

 

[Dutchy]

Credit to DB.

'Cronulla Sharks..... so sh*t they can't even win the spoon.'

 

[^_^]

Cronulla arent that lucky, but imagine a club winning the MP on 2 points lol that would be funny haha NOT

 

[Charlie124]

Well i can rest easily tonight knowing that theres no way on earth the Cowboys are cheating the cap because if we were we would have to go down in history as the least effective cheats in the history of cheating.

 

[Knights_Premiers]

Haha yeah, it'd be embarrassing if they cheated the cap and still went badly. Well we know the Knights are under the cap, we have 1 marquee player and I wouldn't rate Gidley as an elite. Ah geez, dibs on some Storm boys if they fold.

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

Scum fan, scum attitude.

Funny how the Wests Tigers fans handled the merge so well but you merkins couldn't!!! :lol:

Cut the crap, most of us are more than fine.

Dragonstyle has been on here all evening having a laugh - he is clearly a tool, and I have tried to quote him to tell him to f**k off a few times tonight but it kept timing out.

Love it how people base their opinions on tens of thousands of others on the basis of one.