planning on contracting VD over the coming fortnight?
my monthly guest is late and the only thing that could have possibly impregnated me since this guest last visited was the public pool ... :|
ewww, I woke up this morning with serious cramping, but still nothing. My guest isn't actually here, but she is still managing to physically hurt me. The bitchThe crimson tide is low...
This is my ailment tbph.Knights fans think they have it worse and that makes me feel slightly better about my affliction of being an Eels fan
I have sand in my vagina.