The Airing of Grievances

[adamkungl]

Happy Festivus.

We being with the airing of grievances, in which you tell your LU friends all the ways they've disappointed you in the past year.

Hey Chicken Hunter! You couldn't pick a good music festival even if your boyfriend AJ gave you all his money! Stoopid cop. :sarcasm:

 

[muzby]

• kungl - you don't visit here often enough anymore
• bazal - you didn't say hello to me when i bought beer off you
• SGL - you didn't score a century in cricket
• twizzle - you won't give me access to the souths forum
• sensesmaybenumbed - you made me eat from foodworld
• drew-sta - those drugs you sold me were bunk
• DKOR - you've become harder to bait
• thorson1987 - your choice of team continues to disappoint me
• dani - see kungl
• skinner - you scared off BF
• rhinoNQ - i've had to buy a clock now that you've stopped updating me with the time
• mclovin - i don't know if you're serious or kidding
• misanthrope - where was my beer invite when you were in sydney?
• red bear - your name keeps making me want cheap vodka RTDs
• chicken hunter - you plucky runt
• madunit - i miss your rage against BF
• dave smith - i thought you had staying power
• justin bieber - just go away. please

 

[Bazal]

You all like Seinfeld and that's just unacceptable

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I'm a ray of sunshine and I find you all to be special and unique flowers that bring joy wherever you go.

 

[Twizzle]

Is airing of grievances similar to rustling jimmies ?

 

[Drew-Sta]

I think so. I have grievances with airing grievances.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I have no grievance in agreeing with Bazal.

 

[McLovin]

Seinfeld was a giant overrated shit

 

[Misanthrope]

Drew - Never sent me wine when I was at university. I had to drink beer like a f**king savage.
SGLC - Never comes to drink beers with me. Makes me drink alone like a f**king savage.
kungl - Like's Nando's or Oporto's. Makes me eat McDonalds alone like a f**king savage.
Monk - Has hot sisters and won't share. Makes me masturbate alone like a f**king savage.
Rebel - Is from New Zealand. f**king savage.
SeeJay - Uses us for mafia. Has lost a bunch of weight and made me feel lazy.
Hoggmaster - Will probably talk girls out of having sex with me while we're in the States next month.
muzby - May have just acknowledged my existence for the first time.
Bazal/Bazzi - Probably the same person.
Parra/Parra Pride - See above.
Beeker - Disappeared. Potentially dead. Left me alive like a f**king savage.
He Who Shall Not Be Named - Let me down. Shit wingman.
Dragon2010 - Hates Australia more than I do. That was my thing.
t-ba - Travels a bunch. That was my thing.
Alba - Defriended me for criticising her stance on something or another. Can't even remember what.
Cliffy - No longer posts sordid selfies.
Dani - From Victoria.
Rhino NQ - Always knows what time of day it is. Possibly a wizard.
Rhyno - Possibly Rhino. Not as verbose.
CH - Probably thinks Trump is alright.
Shaun Hewitt - Only person to submit FFB Award votes. Didn't nominate me for anything. Shitmerkin.
Twizzle - Made me a moderator. Should have made me a super moderator.
soc - Sends me candy. Not a pedo.
senses - Used to live in Baltimore. Sold out.
McLovin - Used to be cool. Sold out.
thorson - Says things.

 

[adamkungl]

Hey hey woah. I do not like Nandos. New grievance Mis accused me of liking Nandos.

 

[Misanthrope]

I had Oporto's the other day and was monumentally disappointed.

What did I do wrong?

 

[muzby]

I had Oporto's the other day and was monumentally disappointed.

What did I do wrong?

did you unwrap it first?

 

[muzby]

(2nd acknowledgement)

 

[Rhino_NQ]

you all suck

 

[Jason Maher]

You all suck and you all go for shit teams.

 

[McLovin]

bunch of trump voting twinkies

 

[Misanthrope]

did you unwrap it first?

Might have been better if I hadn't. Bland, oily crap.

 

[muzby]

damn.. i could go a bondi wrap from oporto right now..

can smell the chilli in my nostrils...

 

[Misanthrope]

I blame Tamworth. Nothing good has come out of that dry, dusty hole.

Speaking of dry, dusty holes, I'd like to air a grievance in Julie Bishop's direction.

 

[Twizzle]

I had Oporto's the other day and was monumentally disappointed.

What did I do wrong?

it really is average