*stumbles to the podium trying not to trip over designer gown*
*snogs Adrien Brody*
*snogs Adrien Brody some more as the audience begins to grow restless and then finally turns to the microphone*
Oh my god! This is so amazing! I just didnt expect this at all!
*rustling of paper*
But heres this speech I wrote earlier.
Id like to thank my director Willow, and the producers of League Unlimited Films and also the head of League Academy, Backpacker, without whose creative vision this thread would never have been born . Id like to thank my fellow nominees for showing up, even though theyre losers. I just have to say a big thank you to my manager, my agent, my publicist, my personal assistant, her assistant, my stylist, my designer, my nail artist, my dog walker, my gardener, my nanny
oh! And my kids! Hi kids, mommy says hi! Dont look at the nanny darlings, look at the TV. Yes, it's me! You do recognise me don't you?!
Im just so overwhelmed I dont know what to say! Thank you League Academy! Thank you so much! This is a victory for geeky sports fans everywhere!
*cries*
You like me! You really like me!
*clutches statuette and snogs Adrien Brody some more, wondering what he's doing later*
